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Zogoto Voltz
The Otto Leo
Zogoto Voltz
Serial Bunny Rapist

I'm attempting to make this accurate, so forgive the profile stalking. :]

Public intoxication and disturbing the peace with loud music.


Stalking

Ha! Selling liquor to minors.
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Apocalyptic Cutesmasher

15,250 Points
  • Destroyer of Cuteness 150
  • Thread Flip 150
  • Protector of Cuteness 150
Sentinel of Liberty
Vampire Killings in the Carribean; French ships sacked, crews drained of blood.


We've met before, haven't we? cat_pirate
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Desirable Sweetheart

10,500 Points
  • Lavish Tipper 200
  • Mega Tipsy 100
  • Big Tipper 100
Vampirate Kitsune
Sentinel of Liberty
Vampire Killings in the Carribean; French ships sacked, crews drained of blood.


We've met before, haven't we? cat_pirate

for masturbating in public watching Chinese girls lesbian porn in a porno theater.
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Quotable Informer

17,000 Points
  • Cheerbringer 100
  • Partygoer 500
  • Pet Lover 100
Dying in a thunder storm after you save a bunch of drowning kittens from a storm drain. You leave a inherticence to your favorite chartity group that flourishes after your money was handed over to them.
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Apocalyptic Cutesmasher

15,250 Points
  • Destroyer of Cuteness 150
  • Thread Flip 150
  • Protector of Cuteness 150
Arrested for unlawfully juggling bunnies. You're released after proving it's an ancient art form practiced by an obscure tribe of rabbit-fanciers dwelling in the Cotswolds. You appear on the cover of National Geographic. Then you're mentioned in the PETA newsletter. Ultimately you go underground -- literally -- and spend the rest of your life in a rabbit warren. Or maybe you hid out in a Bunny Club; reported sightings conflict.
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2,950 Points
  • Full closet 200
  • Brandisher 100
  • Signature Look 250
Brandishing a large pole in public, detained further for having the ability to make fish hover, upon request to remove your mask you denied and began the long process of convincing them that there were lines holding the fish, as they got close you managed to bite them and turn the entire NYPD into a ghoul factory. You went home and allowed your brain dead followers to wreak havoc on the city, you returned after a nap and a snack to find that they all had fallen off the Brooklyn Bridge and drown.
LOL last year, when a telemarketer called my mom, she picked up the phone and started cussing them out because they were annoying her. xDD me and my brother were laughing the whole time and when she got off the phone she started laughing too. xD
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Quotable Informer

17,000 Points
  • Cheerbringer 100
  • Partygoer 500
  • Pet Lover 100
You are a Japanese Spy Who was caught and escaped because you are a ninja, before the chinese government killed you via firing squad. You were spying on them for their "way of breeding" because your political group being all into the sex industry wanted more information on how to enjoy a night of pleasure.
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Romantic Cat

13,050 Points
  • Mark Twain 100
  • Megathread 100
  • Invisibility 100
Is the responsible party in bringing an invasive species of rabbit into a country.
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Quotable Informer

17,000 Points
  • Cheerbringer 100
  • Partygoer 500
  • Pet Lover 100
Lady Leopardess
Is the responsible party in bringing an invasive species of rabbit into a country.
Muahahaha aYes I brought the rabbits to Aussie!!!!



You are in the news for giving birth to kittens
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Welcoming Gaian

Being the neighborhood grunny hoarder, your grunnies considered to be living in "unstable environment" are taken away by the SPCG (Society for the prevention of cruelty to grunnies)
Be arrested for being a vigilante and assaulting random people, stealing, ect.
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Dangerous Survivor

7,600 Points
  • Survivor 150
  • Brandisher 100
  • Tycoon 200
Cyborg666
Be arrested for being a vigilante and assaulting random people, stealing, ect.
You were arrested for putting poison in the drinking water of New Jersey, although the reason you are in the news is for you new scent Das Grunny.
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Rainbow Raider

9,200 Points
  • Nerd 50
  • Gender Swap 100
  • Grunny Rainbow 100
Breaking news: Conspiracy theorist and gun hoarder Lord_Ragnar invents re-sliced bread - achieves world peace.
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Versatile Hunter

9,800 Points
  • Survivor 150
  • Mark Twain 100
  • Conversationalist 100
Arrested for giving children, between the ages of 6-12, illegal porn DVDs and magazines. Your excuse? "Because I could, and they were curious about sex."

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