What would the avi above you be in the news for?

[ZorTheHungry]

Assault - Beating several people over their head with a shovel, claiming that "the blood splatter was beautiful just like falling rose petals".

[Gouka Sakuja]

indecent exposure o.o

[Young Master Seke]

mass murder alert

[Spardel Shinobi]

Serving a not-well-made poisonous blowfish/pufferfish in your sashimi restaurant.
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*innocent face*

[Captain Dory]

Okay ummm...You appearing at some sort of sports game, and being declared biggest fan.

[Darth Acheron]

Beating her ex to death for the loss of her eye a la Kill Bill. @OP: As a telemarketer I find that hilarious.

[Young Master Seke]

holding a child hostage for money then murdering him

[Darth Acheron]

Poisoning someone's drink with high doses of Potassium Cyanide.

[Captain Dory]

Holding an orphanage hostage.

[Young Master Seke]

teaching people the importantances of not useing drug.....by taking acid then beating them to death with her bat while yelling "DRUGS ARE BAD!!"

[ThePowerAndTheGlory]

Luring young children into your van by writing "free candy" on the side. While dressed as a clown.

[Deflesh]

Being a woman.

[Young Master Seke]

trying to kill the president then create a race war among the nations where you will be crowned leader in the end

[Rogue Destiny]

Stealing money from the poor, and using it to force children to make all of your nice clothes. CHILD LABOR!

[Nomana Daha]

Indecent Exposure in a Mosque....i think.