Corrupt a wish

[GreyscaleSibyl]

Mkay. this is a game of corrupt a wish so yeah.
for those of you who dont know how to play, its really easy.
STEP 1. read the wish in the latest post.
STEP 2. find a way to turn that wish into something terrible
STEP 3. create a new post on this topic and write how the previous wish was messed up.
STEP 4. to keep the thread alive, you MUST write a wish in your post.

EXAMPLE FOR IDIOTS
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dude says:
i wish I had a pet dragon
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you say:
granted, but its not housetrained

I wish i had $89276938
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See? its easy. and now for the first wish.
I wish I could fly.

[Kleine_Katze755]

Granted, you can fly but you got hit by a plane.

I wish I had a new car.

[GreyscaleSibyl]

Granted, you got a nissan cube. (thats bad by itself) and its got no engine

I wish I had a space ship

[rainbowsandcrap]

granted, but it's only 2 inches long.

i wish i was invincable

[PreciousRetard]

granted but u are old as hell

i wish i was loved

[kimontacoma]

granted, but you cant be invinsible against yourself...so you go crazy and kill yourself

i wish i had a tiger
(keeping it easy)

[PreciousRetard]

granted but it killed you

i wish i was loved

[Trinatii]

PreciousRetard

granted but it killed you

i wish i was loved

You're loved... by your mom.

I wish I had an incorruptable wish.

[PreciousRetard]

granted it was destroyed

i wish noobs would end their lives

[xXx-Dusky-xXx]

PreciousRetard

granted but it killed you

i wish i was loved

granted but you hate everyone

[thatthempersonthere]

PreciousRetard

granted it was destroyed

i wish noobs would end their lives

Granted, but they had nooblets first. (As in they had babies)

I wish I had good headphones.

[PreciousRetard]

granted they are good in bed

i wish i was a admin

[KLTC]

valerie858

PreciousRetard

granted it was destroyed

i wish noobs would end their lives

Granted, but they had nooblets first. (As in they had babies)

I wish I had good headphones.

Granted, but they only play your least favorite song.

I wish I had more artistic talent

[Trinatii]

PreciousRetard

granted they are good in bed

i wish i was a admin

Granted, but you're constantly having to listen to the complaints of whiny users and take care of the site without time to sleep.

I wish a piece of lint on my bed would be slightly smaller.