Fifty Shades of Grey

[iLozerCake]

The book is actually a good read. A little wordy at times, and some errors (I'm terrible at grammar but I even noticed them), but it was good. Subtract the explicit parts in the book (there is this one part, towards the end, where they are getting ready to have sex. He pulls the tampon out of her cooka. I was laughing so hard).

ANYWAY.
Anyone who has read the book. Opinions?

[Zavoloka]

Cooka?

[Eizoryu]

iLozerCake

Subtract the explicit parts in the book

Uh... Why read it at all, then? This altered Twilight AU fanfiction was written to be porn. It's erotica. That's the point of it. It's supposed to have those explicit parts and without them it's just another unimpressive stack of paper.

Like what you like. I find this book to be disgusting and abhorrent. Not because it is erotica; that I understand. But because it paints straight up abuse as a fetish and lifestyle that it isn't.
But whatever. As long as an avid fan of these three books doesn't try to tell me what is and isn't okay for my kink according to it, I don't give a damn if people like it.

[iLozerCake]

Eizoryu

iLozerCake

Subtract the explicit parts in the book

Uh... Why read it at all, then? This altered Twilight AU fanfiction was written to be porn. It's erotica. That's the point of it. It's supposed to have those explicit parts and without them it's just another unimpressive stack of paper.

Like what you like. I find this book to be disgusting and abhorrent. Not because it is erotica; that I understand. But because it paints straight up abuse as a fetish and lifestyle that it isn't.
But whatever. As long as an avid fan of these three books doesn't try to tell me what is and isn't okay for my kink according to it, I don't give a damn if people like it.

I read the books because it was popular. I don't mind the explicit parts, didn't reading all of them.

[iLozerCake]

Zavoloka

Cooka?

Yes. v****a. If that clears it up for you.

[Mademoiselle Delacroix]

I heard that book is horrid.
It's all about sex... and it's badly written.
I read one page in a random chapter and my eyeballs bled. x.x

[Anmras]

[Dandy-tan]

I enjoy reading bad books for laughs as much as the other person, but this series is just cringe worthy. I'm on the second on in the series, and good God Christian is an a*****e, Ana is an airhead, and the writing makes me want to scream.

But I hate starting things and not finishing them, which is why I'm still reading it.

[RoadxUntaken]

Mademoiselle Delacroix

I heard that book is horrid.
It's all about sex... and it's badly written.
I read one page in a random chapter and my eyeballs bled. x.x

Agreed....

[Kindle Reader]

I read it, but I didn't like it very much. I thought it was pretty boring. sad

[Rayven Delauro]

Eizoryu

iLozerCake

Subtract the explicit parts in the book

Uh... Why read it at all, then? This altered Twilight AU fanfiction was written to be porn. It's erotica. That's the point of it. It's supposed to have those explicit parts and without them it's just another unimpressive stack of paper.

Like what you like. I find this book to be disgusting and abhorrent. Not because it is erotica; that I understand. But because it paints straight up abuse as a fetish and lifestyle that it isn't.
But whatever. As long as an avid fan of these three books doesn't try to tell me what is and isn't okay for my kink according to it, I don't give a damn if people like it.

they are an insult to my lifestyle.... now if it were a comedy perhaps it'd fail at that as well. My main issue is it's a twilight fanfic dolled up to something equally pathetic.... I couldn't even get past the first sexual encounter without saying " done" and putting it away.... seriously, the book is that bad

[BunnyShapedPancakes]

Dandy-tan

I enjoy reading bad books for laughs as much as the other person, but this series is just cringe worthy. I'm on the second on in the series, and good God Christian is an a*****e, Ana is an airhead, and the writing makes me want to scream.

But I hate starting things and not finishing them, which is why I'm still reading it.

You took the words right out of my mouth-
Everyday of reading it i'd finish with, "Good God this is horrid."
And my boyfriend would always ask, "Then why do you keep reading it?"
And i'd reply, "..I gotta finish it cause i started it emotion_donotwant "

[Bloody Bloodfire]

It's better if you read all of the scenes with the phrase "Oh My" in George Takei's voice... There are quite a few of them.

[PAUL-NAT-X]

one of my friends in facebook is worried about people's reactions since she's reading it in public.