Pirate Santa
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Pirate Santa
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Pirate Santa
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It's a place to get rid of liquid. They are the world's largest toilets. So eventually, yeah. But probably not in time.
Oh, I get it now. Ok, hmm. Nope. Only magic can help us transport all this snow. Thankfully I'm a Santa! *splits into multiple copies of myself, then I start rolling around and making myself into snowballs and start jogging out of the city as snowmen*
How did we miss Santa's sleigh? It breaks all sorts of physics.
It only breaks 12 physics. Which might be enough, but snow laughs at 3 of those physics and slowly/quickly dances from being a sticky factor to being a slipping factor and SCIENCE HAS NO IDEA WHY! (Why is ice slippery? heck even the theory that I subscribe to has been proven wrong, but I still think it's true because it's been proven less wrong than the others, if that makes any sense. It shouldn't.)
It actually makes perfect sense. That's because science is nothing
but theories. There's still so much we don't understand. Heck, even the bumble bee defies our understanding of physics.
Does it? How does the bumble bee defy our physics? Maybe we should have mr bee carry snow for us?
If it bites you, do you become a were bee?
I'm not really sure. I'm a biologist, not a physicist. Something along the lines of it's flapping speed and wingspan are aerodynamically unsound. If you can train an army of them, you can certainly try.
As far as I am aware, bumblebees do not bite humans, or if they do, their teeth cannot pierce our flesh. I do not believe their bee genes are transmittable, either, so if it is your lifelong dream to become a werebee, you might need to fund a mad scientist and have him work on a way to alter your DNA. That being said, there seems to be a strong correlation between making yourself into a mutant and going crazy, so you might want to take that into consideration before making any decisions.