IF A COP PULLS YOU OVER AND SAYS "YOUR EYES ARE RED HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING. YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T RESPOND WITH "YOUR EYES ARE GLAZED HAVE YOU BEEN EATING DONUTS?" HAHA BUT WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY...ONLY IF!
A MIDGET WALKS UP TO A LADY AND SAYS "YOUR HAIR SMELLS NICE." IS THAT SEXUAL HARASSMENT?