Things about me, huh? Well the first thing you should know, is:

I'm sertifiably insane.

...Meh, you could use those terms. But I like to say...A very free person.

Eh, well, thats not entirely true. Just ask any of my friends, and they'll give the run down.

Well, heres a a few things that I picked up. And remember, I'm the best friend. >;D

True Friend: Would kneel down and help you up if you fell.
Best Friend: Would walk past you saying, "Walk much, dumbass?"

True Friend: Would stay by the pool with you at that time of the month.
Best Friend: Would throw a tampon at you, then push you in. (So me)

True Friend: Would bail you out of jail.
Best Friend: Would be sitting NEXT to you in that cell, nodding and saying, "That was sure hell of a party....once your brother comes to bail us out of this hell hole, HOLY MO FO LETS DO IT AGAIN!!!"

True Friend: Would comfort you when he rejects you.
Best Friend: Would walk up to the sorry a** and ask, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

True Friend: Would be there for you when he dumps you.
Best Friend: Would call him, whispering, "Seven days......"

True Friend: Would help you when you're crying.
Best Friend: Has a shovel ready to bury the sorry dead assed carcass who made you cry.

True Friend: Would offer to buy you a soda.
Best Friend: Would take your's, drink some, then pour it on your head, running away saying, "Take that, bitcherella!!!"

True Friend: Would give you an umbrella if a freak storm starts.
Best Friend: Would takes your's and yells, "Run b***h run!!"

True Friend: Would know too many things about you.
Best Friend: Could write a very embarrasing biography on the story of your life.

You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You laugh, I laugh
You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle and a boat, and save your sorry a**.