About
Spudsy is mine. MINE, I tell you.
-Spudscuddle- c:
Welcome to my profile, stalker.
I'm a man. A manly man with giant pecks and perfectly tanned skin. I have muscles on my muscles with flowing golden hair that reaches my perfect shoulders. My voluptuous lips only frame my strong chin. I have a car that can, like, go fast and enough money to buy your sex. I'm boldly attractive and rugged. I only date women who are modest, sensitive, not shallow, and modest . . . and sensitive . . .
/end rant
Really? Come on. The name's Jude. I'm a five foot ten t**t that enjoys your pain. I'll shove you off of your bed and steal your covers. I'll eat that last granola bar that is your favorite flavor. I'm twenty-one, going through my junior year in college, studying psychology. I shovel food into my mouth like a hormonal blue whale, but I stay at 17olbs. I'm gay, a single gay.
I'm also a caring person. I like . . . cats and dogs. I also like a good cup of coffee in the morning, reading a chapter of a good book before going to bed, the taste of strawberry jam on rye, the smell of a freshly lit cigarette, the sound of rain on my window at night.
I can be your best friend, I can be your lover, I can be your worst friend, I can be your rival. I'm super lax when it comes to life, a modern hippie in scene clothing.
I love everyone, except people.
I drink, I smoke, I do things people hate, I speak my mind and I'm often very rude, but get past my hard exterior and you'll see a side of me very little pursue to know.
Get to know me, I dare you.
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your interior is showing
Hmmm.. I have come to the conclusion, via the detailed and 100% sure-fire way of stick-poking, that you sir, are dead.
Granted -- this is just my amateur medical process speaking -- I of course could be wrong.
But then again, stick-poking has been proven to be 100% effective in determining death.
[/noms ear]
Be a zombie, my sexy-whore.
..../facepalm
I'm worried cause I have not seen you in a couple days and of course I worry because you told me you were not sick.
Now, don't make me hunt you down and make you get better. I will travel everywhere if I find out you are dead.
/prepares invisible private jet
Don't make me hunt you down mister.
My cupcakes taste far better over the internet XD.
I'm sick again.
So instead of sleeping I'm doing homework because I need something to take my mind off the mind splitting headache. And tomorrow my weekend at work starts. /sobs
I went out to dinner with my friend and my aunt and on the way home my friend was like: 'Hmmm...I need to find a movie to show the kids tomorrow (She works at a day-care/after school care program) and she was like the kids really wanted to watch Lord of the Rings.
I groaned and I was like: "noooo...that's like...three hours long. Watch Star Wars.'
And she stopped and was like: 'Hmmmm...that sounds like a good idea...the original Star Wars...that didn't look like he was doing it for the money.
And then I said I was totally crashing movie night and watching it with them.
XD
whichwon'thappenbecauseI'msick.
I'm also stalling with my homework.
shhhh.
/pets
I hope you feel better dearest. I don't like that you are getting sick all this time. /makes cookies
I'm the only one around here allowed to get sick so often.
My poor Jude.
/wraps up in blankets and makes chicken soup.
You are to stay in bed and go to the doctor tomorrow. I don't want you dying...I would be very very sad and I think I might cry.
Techno, scary movies and games...that sounds like the combination I've been surviving on for the past few days.
I've also been sick...horrible horrible massive migraines mixed with nausea. Ouch! Well, if you need any help I'm a master at writing essays. I actually love writing essays more than anything in the whole world. So, if you feel lazy and it's a topic I can look up just holler at me and I'll compile stuff for your essays so you don't have to think. XD
I have to go out to dinner with my aunt and friend and brother which I'm not looking forward to and then I have to plan our trip to Canada so I don't think I'll be on much tonight -- unless I sneak on.
haha. XD
I went to the dentist today...they are so mean to me /cries
and I have a cavity...I think I need to stop drinking sugar pop -- and actually floss more than normal. But now my jaw hurts and I don't think I can eat much today.
But, I had to day off work today and school but tomorrow is the start of a long weekend of work. I'm hoping my brother will let me borrow is Itouch, or perhaps ask my aunt to borrow her's for a few days so I can still get some homework done while at work.
lalalala...
sobored.
Doing homework and gotta start my laundry.
They just did an update....
...survival mode is so much fun!
I think I'm getting more sick. I have a massive headache and I found out the guy I liked actually likes my best friend who is the virgin version of a whore and plans on dating her.
and this is why I have sworn off relationships forever. I'll just own cats...and live with housemates.
If you ever need to move to Washington you are welcome to move in with me. But what makes me angry is my friend knows I like him, even stated that we would make a good couple and now wants to date him
And in three months she will treat him like s**t and he will come crawling back crying about how horrible she is after all I have told him.
And my mother has informed me that I sabotage my own life.
I want to crawl under the covers and just hide forever. I don't like people....or having to care about people.
And then I remembered you had a bad day yesterday (grade-wise) so here:
cheer up time.
XD
went to school and failed my anatomy quiz, found out a I have slightly high blood pressure (I think that is mainly because I'm getting ill though on top of my medication) and then I came home to hear my mother tell me that I sabotage myself in everything (relationships, my singing, etc)
Ugh, and then I have to work tonight and I just want to sleep and do my homework.
I do get Thursday off though so I'm happy about that...but I have to go to the dentist -- which I enjoyed doing until my dentist retired and the new dentist came in. He is nice, but his staff is rude to me.
I miss my old hygienist, who has known he since I was itty-bitty.
-sulk-
/crawlsundercovers
I need to call the Blood bank now and get some volunteer times in.
ohjoyousday.