COOKIE MASTA!

Okay well....I am straight edge... You can call me...Whatever the ******** you want as long as it sounds cool...I am an old man of a storyteller.. Though I am not and old man.. I do tell many stories.....Comment on my profile.. I will probably comment back with something... Out of the blue.. Or maybe out of the green.. I mean.. Why can't it be out of the green? Green is as cool as blue.. *sigh* people these days... If you comment.. Feel free to be mean, Complimenting, random.. Or.... Not... Pigeon... ********.. I am so tired... It is 12:52 at the moment.. And I am really ******** drowsy.. Drunk without alchahol one could say...Hmm Did you know if you put sugar... One a hot hot stove.. Flames arise... Like really hot flames that might attempt to burn your hands kinda fire.. I burnt my hand once.. With two magical items called bug spray and a crazy a** lighter... Hmm.. My eye is twitching.. It feels kinda funny hehe... One time I got flicked in the eye by my friend.. She missed my forehead... Woah.. Now I am really typing random stuffs... I am eating chow mein.. in the middle of ******** midnight.......And my heater will not compute... Two magic words to solve that problem though... HAMMER TIME.....Anyways... Feel free to ask any questions.. I may not be any Jerry Springer or doctor Phil.. But I do give some advice..So pm me anytime.. Wanna Rp? Pm me.. I am the solution to all!.. I am like a shitty , somewhat demented, sinful, swearing, ugly, random version of god .
^_^
What is my name?: Zuzana..
What time is it?: Hammer time for my heater ^_^
what are you eating?: Chow mein..Solves all problems.. PMSing? HAVE SOME CHOW MEIN! ^^
Mood: Corrently in the mood for DnD.. And I could use an energy drink..
Age: only the youngen age of 13.. Sigh...
Siblings; 4 half borthers.. 2 borthers and a half sister.. And one ******** up family chain.
pets: Ferret, gerbil, hamster, cat.
Favorite saying: Jar-O-mayo.. Completely fat free and made of nothing but glass and candied contents...
colour?:.. Of my skin? Shirt?.. I will naturaly assume skin.. Well I would say green.. But It wouldn't be true.. Sooo... Green ^^
Favorite site?: Umm well....... Kingdom of loathing I guess.. Or gaia...
Where from?: Czechlandia.. living in hun city.... Soon moving to the bubble world...
Best thing about looks: Either my hair or my eyes...
Thing that smells best?: Woerd question but.. Drrr.. Sharpie!
Myspace link: www.myspace.com/retard_ostrich
Heroes?: The Crew... My fellow DnD players.. I love them all.. Also anybody awesomly random..
Pet peeve: People who say call me emo when I walk by.. I am aware that I am emo.. That is my choice now isn't it? I do not see what jolly good fun it is to remind me everyday.. Besides you don't see me walk by labeling you... ******** people..
fav animal: Rubber duckie.. Believe it or not.. It counts.. DRR DON'T ARGUE!
What are yah wearing:.. I am naked except for my leopard thong.. Juuuuuust kidding.. I am wearing my white fuzzy teddy bear pjs.. Umm My fuzzy toe socks.. My pink fuzzy monkey slippers..
fav food:.. Whatever is digestable and trastes decent and isn't a meat product......
Labels I have been called: Emo ( I wonder why XB), b***h, nerd, freaky b***h, goth, pregnant O_O.. I do not know if that counts though
Why I am so ******** up; well blame it on my moodswings.. I have moodswings wether or not I am PMSing.. I am a screwed up person.. It started when My dad got a large heart attack and almost died.. He was a smoker. .He quite though thank god.. Then It went on from there.. ... See.. When my mom was young.. She had almost drowned.. And she lost all hearing in her left ear.. She didn't think it would ever effect her
at all in the future until one day she got a life saving checkup at the doctors takingX-rays of her head.. They found a large infection behind her left ear...She had to go to the hospital to get it removed.. She got there and the doctor said he was shocked that she was still walking and talking and that she could have been dead by now... The doctor made the operation safely.. If he had screwed up once.. She could have died. Her life was at high risks..... The virus came back months after and she was taking many pills.. and she had to take pills again.. The doctor says she is doing much better because of this special madicine she was taking.....It was a miracle.. Just when I thought my life had gotten much better.. On of my good friends commited suiside.. I don't exactly know how.. But he had a really ******** up life...... So sad.......... By the way. Some of the stories in my journal might make you cry.. They are stories of my life....... one by one.. Day by day I will write in my journal. You might want to keep updated..See?.. At the beginning of this I was hyper.. Now I am slightly depressed.... I don't get moodswing but there they are.....
LIKES:
Cookies!,
Odd music,
Food,
Ferret...Food O_O?,
Band concerts,
Fruits! Cuz I am a fruity un,
EMO BOYS!..But they tend to hate me O_O;;,
Emo girls ^.^,
Guild Wars ^.^,
WoW,
DDR,
Diablo 2,
LEVENTE (good friend ^_^),
Umm People who sing,
The Crew (the ones I hang with),
DnD..God I am such a ******** nerd,
HALO 2 TOURNAMENTS!,
My music video.. Not edited yet..,
Cool hair!!!!,
homestarrunner,
KINGDOM OF LOATHING,
Cool.. Contacts,
COATHANGERS,
Muffins...,
Not....... PigeonsO_O?
OKay I am running outta stuff say,
DISLIKES:
Burnt cookies,
Pillsbury doughguy.. Evil basterd,
Evil rubber duckie overlord,
People who don't like my randomness,
People who judge me before they know me,
MUSICS ME LIKES!:
Flawed persistence ( My band),
AFI,
Billy Talent,
All-American Rejects,
The Used,
Taking Back Sunday,
Dashboard confessionals,
Hawthorne Heights,
Nine inch nails,
Loreena McKennitt,
Weird Al Yankovich,
Avenged sevenfold,
David Bowie... Nah I just love him and his hair in the movie labyrinth,
DRESDEN DOLLS!!!!!,
Marilyn Manson,
Red Hot Chili Peppers,
My Chemical Romance,
Panic! At the disco,
Enya,
Lacuna Coil,
Evanesence,
Polysics,
Slipknot,
INCUBUS,
Dschinghus Khan,
BoneyM,
Reel Big Fish,
System Of A Down,
And some others...I am to lazy to name... If you want to know anything else just pm me or comment...I need coffeeeee....