A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. Girl: slow down i'm scared. Guy: no this is fun. Girl: no it's not please it's way to scary! Guy: then tell me you love me. Girl: i love you now slow down. Guy: now give me a big hug. She gave him a big hug. Guy: can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself? it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the brakes were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile
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Mommy, I am only 4 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. MONTH TWO: Mommy, Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home, though. It is so nice and warm in here. MONTH THREE: You know what, Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad, too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. MONTH FOUR: Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it, too. MONTH FIVE: You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby, Mommy... your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? MONTH SIX: I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! MONTH SEVEN: Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus' arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me, Mommy? EVERY ABORTION IS JUST... One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If you're against abortion, put this in your profile
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PLZ Plz read this and post on ur profial plz plz plz this is really sad. Her name was Auroura She was only five This is what happend When she was alive Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, " God, why? Why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, " You deserve to die You worthless pest! " The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house They quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lying on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms A child dies every day from child abuse. And if you have an ounce of pity in you for little Auroura and you hate child abuse with a passion you will repost this and help out those abused children and let them know that someone cared for them. If you don't then you should go to frikin hell, this is horrible what happened to these innocent children. It doesn't take that long to repost only about 10 seconds so please just do it. its worth it to let everyone see this. some people are so cruel... this is terible but it hapens so much we cant ignore it. Plz do post this on ur profial to help stop child abuse!
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Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White---------because im just that smexy
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can..
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
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u woke up one morning and saw me in your bed laying next to u what would u do?

1) Go back to sleep
2) Slap me
3) let me sleep and talk a bath
4) Stop drinking so much
5) Just tell me to leave
6) Climb on top of me and cuddle......ohhh yea
7) F**k me.......yes i would f** u if u f** me
8 ) Make me breakfast
9) Ask me my name
10) Call the cops
11) kiss u from your neck down<33 all the way biggrin
12) kiss me lot
13) say good morning
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Then send to your other friends and see how many and which answers you get 2 see how many people want you in their bed...you might be surprised by the answers you get. o_o
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When she walks away from you mad: [ Follow her ] When she stares at your mouth: [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hits you: [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she starts cursing at you: [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet: [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignores you: [ Give her your attention ] When she pulls away: [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst: [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying: [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking: [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared: [ Protect her ] When she lays her head on your shoulder: [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steals your favorite hat: [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she teases you: [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesn't answer for a long time: [ Reassure her that everything is okay ] When she looks at you with doubt: [ Back yourself up ] When she says that she loves you: [ She really does more than you could even understand. ] When she grabs at your hands: [ Hold hers and play with her fingers ] When she bump's into you: [ Bump into her back and make her laugh ] When she tells you a secret: [ Keep it safe and untold ] When she looks at you in your eyes: [ Don't look away until she does ] When she misses you: [ She's hurting inside ] When you break her heart: [ The pain never really goes away ] When she says its over: [ She still wants you to be hers ] When she reposts this on her page its cuz: [ She wants YOU to read it ] When she tells you she loves you, [ Tell her you love her back]!
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BOY: I love her more than the air i breath GIRL: well im always here for you. BOY: I know. GIRL:What's wrong? BOY: I like her so much. GIRL: Talk to her. BOY: I don't know. She wont even like me. GIRL: Don't say that. You're amazing. BOY:I just want her to know how I feel. GIRL:Then tell her. BOY: She wont like me. GIRL: How do you know that? BOY: I can just tell. GIRL: Well just tell her. BOY: What should I say? GIRL: Tell her how much you like her. BOY: I tell her that daily. GIRL: What do you mean? BOY: I'm always with her. I love her. GIRL: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me. BOY: Wait. Who do you like? GIRL: Oh some boy. BOY:Oh... she won't like me either. GIRL: She does. BOY: How do you know? GIRL: Because, who wouldn't like you? BOY: You. GIRL: You're wrong, I love you. BOY: I love you too. GIRL: So are you going to talk to her? BOY: I just did. GIRLS- If you think this is sweet, put this on your page. GUYS- If u are man enough to say this to a girl you love, put this on your page
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whan a guy says ur pretty hes looking at ur face whan a guy says ur hot hes looking at ur body whan a guy says ur beautiful he means it by heart
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TO DO AT WAL-MART~1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things
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♥IF SOMEONE JUMPED U♥ ♥I'LL JUMP THEM♥ ♥IF SOMEONE ROBS U ♥ ♥I'LL ROB THEM♥ ♥IF SOMEONE HURTS YOU♥ ♥I'LL KNOCK THEM THE FRICKIN OUT OF THEM ♥ ♥IF YOUR ON DRUGS♥ ♥I'LL MAKE YOU STOP♥ ♥IF YOU JUMPED OFF A BRIDGE ♥ ♥I'LL BE ON THE GROUND TO CATCH YOU ♥ ♥IF YOU CRY♥ ♥I'LL CRY ♥ ♥IF YOUR KiCKED OUT ♥ ♥I'LL TAKE YOU IN ♥ ♥IF YOU WORLD COMES CRASHING DOWN ♥ ♥I'LL BE STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU♥ PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU WOULD DO THIS SOMEONE YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT RIGHT NOW.
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-EMO IS ME- Emo doesn't mean u cut. emo doesn't mean ur gay. emo doesn't mean ur suicidal. emo is real. emo is people. emo is everything. emo is a label. emo is being free. free to be you. free to express. free to tell everyone to F U C K OFF!! emo is just a word.-EMOS- *don't always cry*Don't always wear black *Can be very nice people *don't always have a record of killing or fighting*Are not always depressed *Can be happy too *Are normal people just like you (Put this on your profile if you agree with this.) -I AM EMO-
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95% of all teen girls would go into a panic if Edward Cullen was on a 247 foot building about to jump on wooden stakes to die. Copy and paste this if you are one of the 5% who brought popcorn,a chair, and shouted "DO A FLIP!"
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90% of kids would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a tower & was goin 2 jump,copy & paste if ur a part of the 10% yelling "Jump B***h"
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98% Of Teenagers Say "I Love You" And Don't Mean it. If You Are The 2% That Does, Then Copy And Paste This In Your Profile
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If ♥ You♥ Really ♥ Love ♥ Someone ♥ Right ♥ Now ♥ And ♥ You ♥ Really ♥ Want ♥ To ♥ Be ♥ With ♥ Them ♥ Forever ♥ Put ♥ This ♥ On ♥ Your ♥ Page ♥♥
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If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS because in The Bible it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you=).
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fake friends: Never ask for food.
true friends: are the reasons you have no food.
fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
true friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM
fake friends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
true friends: Would sit next to you saying "Duuude ... we screwed up ... but that s**t was fun!"
fake friends: never seen you cry.
true friends: cry with you
fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
true friends: keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
fake friends: know a few things about you.
true friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
true friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.
fake friends: Would knock on your front door.
true friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
fake friends: Are for a while.
true friends: Are for life.
fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
true friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "gurl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste crap."
fake friends: will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
true friends: Will knock them out
fake friends: Will read this.
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WOMANS ENGLISH

1.YES= NO
2.NO= YES
3.MAYBE= NO
4.WE NEED= I WANT
5.I AM SORRY= YOU'LL BE SORRY
6.WE NEED TO TALK= YOU'RE IN TROUBLE
7.SURE, GO AHEAD= YOU BETTER NOT
8.DO WHAT YOU WANT= YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS LATER
9.I AM NOT UPSET= OF COUSE I AM UPSET,YOU a**!
10.YOU'RE VERY ATTENTIVE TONIGHT= IS SEX ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT?
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MENS ENGLISH

1.I AM HUNGRY= I AM HUNGRY
2.I AM SLEEPY= I AM SLEEPY
3.I AM TIRED= I AM TIRED
4.NICE DRESS= NICE CLEAVAGE!
5.I LOVE YOU= LET'S HAVE SEX NOW
6.I AM BORED= DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX?
7.MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE= I'D LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU
8.CAN I CALL YOU SOMETIME?= I'D LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU
9.DO YOU WANT TO GO TO A MOVIE?= I;D LIKE TO HAVE SEX WTIH YOU
10.CAN I TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER?= I'D LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU
11.THOSE SHOES DON'T GO WITH THAT OUTFIT= I'M GAY
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I know, I'm sexyy <3
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Send this to all ur sexy friends (even me) if you get:
1 - Your ugly
2 - ok
3 - damn
4 - wow
5 - fine
6 - sexy as HELL
7 - "friendship with benefits" cute
8 - "rip my eyes out" your to hot
9 - definately "hit that" hotText at the end of each message

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I will tell you a little story about love and happiness.
Girl:Excuse me sir?
Boy:Yes ma'am?
Girl:I'm lost
Boy:Where are you trying to get to?
Girl:The park
Boy:Well I can give you a ride hop in!
*Girl hops in car and shuts door*
Boy:We're here!
Girl:Thank u very much, sir.
Boy:NP, call me if there's anything more I can do for u
*Boy hands Girl a paper with his number on it*
Girl:Wow. Well I will call you later sir.
Boy:Call me anytime.
*Girl skips off to the park thinking of the boy*
Girl #2:Hey!
Girl:Hey!
Girl#2: What's going on today?
Girl:Nothing I met a guy and I like him.
*Boy was hiding in bushes and heard what she said*
Girl#2: Ohhhh let's go to eat to celebrate!
Girl:Ok!
*The 2 Girls go to eat dinner and Boy follows them*
Girl biggrin o u hear that?
Girl#2:Yeah.
*Boy hops out of bushes when they're not looking*
Boy:Hey!
Girl:OMG It's you!
Girl#2:Is this the guy u-...
*Girl puts hand over Girl #2's mouth*
Girl:So let's go eat!
*After they eat Boy drops Girl #2 off at home and hugs Girl goodbye*
Girl:I'll see ya later then.
*Girl shuts door and hears a knock on door 2 hours later*
Girl:Who is it?!
Strange voice person:Ummm it's ME!
*Girl thinks Boy came back and rushes to open door*
Strange Voice Person:HAHA ITS NO-ONE YOU KNOW!
*Girl tries to run from stranger but gets cornered somehow*
Girl:LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
*Boy came back to try and take her out*
Boy:THE DOORS ARE OPEN!!!
Girl:HELP PLEASE!!!
*Boy rushes through and beats up stranger*
*Girl kisses Boy on lips and hugs him*
*Boy faints*
Girl:WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD!
*Boy wakes up and kisses Girl on her lips once again*
Boy:I l-... I l-... I love you.
*Their relationship grows stronger and stronger*
*Girl wakes up one day to smell fresh pancakes and rushes into kitchen to find him eating pancakes*
Boy:Good morning!
Girl:Yeah.
*Boy gets on 1 knee and proposes to Girl*
Girl:YES!!!
*Years pass and they are 40 now with 3 triplets in high-school*
Me:If you believe in love, faith, happiness and family, put this on your profile.
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A poem i made for my friend to give to his gf ( put the name of the person you love in the underscore area and send it to them)
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Your the one i love.
My true heart.
And i will love you forever more.
I can care with all my heart.
I can love you beyond all despair.
You are my song.
You fill every part of my heart.
Even the darkest of places can be lite by your eyes,your face,and your love for me.
You make me want to live,to care,and to love.
And i want to spend all my time with you.
___________ i am crazy for you and everytime i see you,hear you,or talk to you my heart skips a beat and sings.
It sings a tune of passion and romance.
It sings a sweet song for you.
Everything i do with you is a memory.
A good memory i cant forget.
A burning passion of fear builds up inside me.
A fear of loosing your beauty.
A fear of loosing you.
___________,___________,_________.
And i will love you forever more.
Your the one i love.
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Spell your name and see what it means;
A: hot
B: loves people
C: good kisser
D: makes people laugh
E: has gorgeous eyes
F: really wild and crazy, adore you
G: very outgoing
H: easy to fall in love with
I: loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: makes dating fun
N: loving and caring
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: hyperactive
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is very sexual
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: is loved by everyone
Z: can be funny and sweet at times


Pick the month you were born:

January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I sang with
October-------I danced with
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------Edward Cullen
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------Chuck Norris
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------a goat
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy
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Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White---------because im just that smexy
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can..
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself
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Pick the month
you were born in:

1 - I shot
2 - I needed
3 - I killed
4 - I ran shirtless with
5 - I licked
6 - I Banged
7 - I stabbed
8 -I smoked with
9 - I slept with
10 - I cuddled with
11 - I ate
12-I ran naked with
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Pick the day (number)
you were born on:

01 - a bowl of cereal
02 -Paris Hilton
03 - a ninja turtle
04 - the kool-aid man
05 - a jew
06 - a homo
07 - a male stripper
08 - a toothbrush
09 - a gangster
10 - a bag of weed
11 - a jew
12 - Santa Claus
13 - Spongebob
14 - a whore
15 - a Trojan man
16 - a jellybean
17 - Barney the dinosaur
18 - a sexy girl
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - my lover
22 - a bisexual
23 - a banana
24 - a easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - my crush
27 - a french fry
28 - a homeless guy
29 - your dealer
30 - a tooth pick
31 - ur grandma
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Pick the color of
the shirt you are wearing::

White - because im sexy as hell

Black - because I love weed

Grey - because im lost with out doing it

Red - Becase the lil people told me to

Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous

Polka Dots - because I hate my life

Purple - because I'm gay

Pink - Because I'm a drunk

Other - because I have double D's

Green - because im a god(dess) in bed

Orange - because I smoke crack

Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose

Brown - because my moma made me

Shirtless - because I've got abs