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Hello, fellow Gaia whores. (Did that put you off? Im sorry. Please read on for more verbal abuse anyway.) The name's Colin, and I shall say no more for fear of an internet rapist shoving a pineapple deep within my rectum. I'm into skateboarding, death metal, and lots of other stuff that society frowns upon. (If you're still reading, you're a trooper.) Im fun to be around, I'm random, I like to make sexual jokes, and I look like Shaun White. (The snowboarder guy who pwned at the 2010 Winter Olympics.) Anyway, hit me up. You know you want to. I can feel the need to talk to me tearing apart your very soul! Just kidding. But seriously, I'm lonely!
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P.S. The Silence of the Lambs is an amazing movie!