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Xaldin wanted for Xigbar. <3
(Image from fortisisimo on DA.)
Let me start off with sayin’ that I’m Xigbar, Number II of the Organization XIII. My title is Freeshooter as I will totally own your asses with a firearm. My element (as that Ice Princess likes t’ call it) is control over space/gravity. Pretty sweet bein’ able t’ walk on the ceilin’ and make people think they are goin’ crazy.
My best buds are Xaldin and Demyx. People may think differently with Xaldin and I as we’re two different types of Nobodies. C’mon, we can’t help it if we like t’ show our way of carin’ by means of him tryin’ t’ impale me every so often while I take jabs at him.
It’s not my fault if he doesn’t have a sense of humor like Fido does. (Fido would be Saix, the Berseker with a werewolf complex, I swear! Why else would he have a feral personality every time he worships the moon, which is not as much as Xemnas tends t’ do either...) If ya can’t handle my sarcastic and witty remarks then ya shouldn’t be talkin’ t’ me. That’s the only warnin’ you’ll get.
Now there’s not too many rules t’ go by while wantin’ t’ chat with a cool dude like me. Seein’ as I am the laid back member of the Organization.
Rules:
1) You will get a nick name from me when one comes t’ mind. Plus the usage of the combination of words brah, dude, dudette, chick, or kid. Don’t like it? Well sucks t’ be you then.
2) Never -- and I repeat NEVER -- touch the eye patch. And no I will not hint or state what happened t’ my eye. Got t’ be mysterious, y’know?
3) Gettin’ involved with any of my schemes to prank/blackmail any other of the Organization members will be your own fault for listenin’ t’ me in the first place.
4) If I get any “old”, “surfer” or “pirate” s**t from anyone. You better learn t’ hide quick. I will shoot your a** seein’ as A) I am NOT a pirate (Yeah I wear an eye patch, so what?), B) there’s nothin’ old about me and C) you’re just jealous.
Also failure to comply with rules #2 and #4 will be used as live target practice. Especially rule #2. Understood?
This is still getting worked on. So expect t' see changes happenin'. ~ Xigbar
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