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rocawear177 Report | 02/06/2008 11:11 pm

nice pro

xxxxXDARKNESSXxxxx Report | 08/13/2007 12:35 am

i knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......















she called me to get my phone number.































































she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said































































"concentrate."































































she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.































































she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.































































she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.































































she tried to drown a fish.































































she thought a quarterback was a refund.































































she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.































































she tripped over a cordless phone.































































she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.































































she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.































































she studied for a blood test.































































she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.































































when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,































































she moved.































































when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice































































instead.































































when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said































































"Airport Left" she turned around and went home































































Now send this to at least 5 people or you'll get bad luck for































































7 years!!!!!!!!!!!































































*! 0-4=Bad luck for 7 years































































*! 5-9=your crush will start to like you































































*! 10-14=your crush will ask you out































































*! 15-19=you and your crush will go out all the time































































*! 21 or more all of the above and you'll get everything you































































want in life































































After you send this to 20 people a yellow box will pop up. Click on







it.

nicobengzon Report | 07/25/2007 1:21 am

Duncanuto Report | 07/12/2007 7:02 am

Can you be my friend?

Mr_Sonic100 Report | 07/11/2007 10:07 am

FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL NAMED RUTH WAS SITTING AT HOME EATING TACOS WHILE BABYSITTING HER BROTHER WHILE HER PARENTS WERE OUT GETTING DRUNK.ITS 9:00 SO SHE PUTS HER BROTHER TO BED AND HE FALLS ASLEEP IMMEDIATELY.SHE WATCHES TV AND AT 1:27am THE PHONE RINGS.SHE PICKS IT UP AND A VOICE THAT SOUNDS ERIE.HE SAYS SOMETHING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE THAT SHE CANNOT UNDERSTAND SO SHE JUST HANGS UP.AND LATER ON AT ABOUT 3:13 THE PHONE RINGS AGAIN.THE SAME VOICE COMES ON THE PHONE HE SAYS CHECK YOUR BROTHERS ROOM!! AND SHE SAYS WHO ARE YOU AND WHATS YOU PROBLEM??THEN SHE HANGS UP.SHE GETS SCARED AND GOES AND CHECKS HIS ROOM JUST IN CASE.SHE OPENS THE DOOR AND SHE SEES HER BROTHER HANGING FROM THE CLOSET DEAD!!!SHE CALLS THE POLICE AND THEY COME RIGHT OVER.THEY DO THE WHOLE INSPECTION THING AND SHE GOES TO COURT AND THE JUDGE FINDS HER GUILTY OF FIRST DEGREE MURDER OF HER BROTHER PELSWICK OSWALD THE THIRD.SHE WAS SENTENCED TO LIFE IN PRISON.THIS IS NO JOKE ITS A TRUE STORY OF A DEAR FAMILY IN FORK CITY, UTAH.SHE HAUNTS THOSE WHO DO NOT RE-TELL HER SYORY AS SHE THINKS THAT ITS THEM WHO MURDERED HER DEAR BROTHER.IF YOU DO NOT SEND THIS TO 15 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 313 MINUTES SHE WILL APPEAR AT YOUR BEDSIDE AT 3:13 AND TORCHER AND HANG YOU JUST AS IT WAS DONE TO HER BROTHER.I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS REAL AND THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES FOR DISBELIEF IN THE DEATH OF PELSWICK OSWALD THE THIRD....START SENDING NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

cookie-himself Report | 06/26/2007 7:43 am

helloo