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Random things to do in Walmart
Take shopping carts for the purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.
Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "Where are your tampons?"
Try on bras over top of your clothes.
Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."
Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
Put M&M's on layaway.
Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restrooms.
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.
Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me !! pick me!!" and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.
When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
Sleep on the patio furniture for hours
Re-arrange the little kids toys onto cheaper price tag racks so their parents bring it up to counter and find out it’s a lot more money.
Hide in the book section, and when someone walks up to a Harry Potter book, say, “You’re a wizard Harry!”
Get a bunch of Bouncy Balls and throw them down the isle screaming "PIKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU!"
Put panties over you head and a bra and scream "I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN"
Put lingerie in the men's department
dress up in soccer jerseys, grab loads of soccer balls, and start pelting them at random people. and whenever you hit someone yell GOAL!!!!!
When there are people behind you, walk really slowly,
especially in thin aisles.
Re-enact a fatal incident involving the automatic doors.
Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." etc. See if they play along. Insist on calling them 'Bob', and if they protest, get angry about it (violent if necessary).
While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!"
Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive.
Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store.
Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and when they say you didn't buy it there say "The customer is always right dammit!!" Make a scene.
Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."
Climb things.
Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags against their will.
When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at something, quickly place random combinations of items in their cart, such as 'A Large Cucumber and a Tub of Vaseline'.
Go into the dressing room and wait a few minutes. Then yell real loud..."Hey, we’re out of toilet paper in here!"
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