Confessions of RMY's #1 Minion
I should start out by saying that all your cookies are gone. Go ahead. Go check your kitchen, on top of the fridge. There's a note there. Read it and follow the instructions. If you don't follow them exactly then your computer will explode in 3... 2... 1...Good, you followed directions. You passed the first test. There will be more in the future, but for now, here's your briefing:
My name is Xannaphia, Xanna for short. I am the property of Mistress Snow. She's a kind Mistress, and has taught me many devious things. I rose through the ranks swiftly and now, I'm proud to say, I'm her First Minion. (Take that, Dyrv! You're my b***h, now! xD)
Anyway, other than being a minion, I have a pretty awesome life. I mean, I have complete freedom to do what I wish when my Mistress hasn't given me any orders. I don't get paid, but I do get other benefits, such as free health care, movie passes, and a $15 Starbucks gift card. So yeah, without much of an income from being a minion, I have to apply my skills in other areas. I've tried a multitude of jobs, such as rogue, mercenary, and even tried my hand at mage. Believe me, it is not as easy as it looks!
So, other than occupation, and being a minion, I play violin, listen to music, and live a pretty normal teenage life.
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How do you do?
I was editing my profile and noticed that everything was out of whack DX... And I realized, because of you, that I wasn't completely finished with it SADFACE. But now it is! Rogue and all!
And I know it's you XD... If it was Ron trying to hack-- no matter how impossible that is--, I would know =P. ...And if it WAS Ron, the world would implode the minute my eyes read the message XDDDDD...
Um um... Other than your hawt bod (and a naked Xannaphia for Ridley ;DDD), how about ummmmm... A book? There's one I've been meaning to check out that's called The Blood of Elves >3<... And what would YOU like for Christmas, woman?? I mean, I'll give you my awesome sex, of course, but there's gotta be something else you'd like ;D?