30 things to do in an elevator1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.3) Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.8) Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exit with the passengers.12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.14) When the doors close, announce to the others , "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again.15) Swat at flies that don't exist.16) Tell people that you can see their aura.17) Call out, "Group hug!" then enforce it.18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.25) Grinning, stare at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."26) Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."27) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."28) Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time"29) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.30) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

~16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

~13 Ways to Piss off Your Parents:~ 1. Follow them around the house everywhere. 2. Moo when they say your name. 3. Run into walls. 4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion. 5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine. 6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA" 7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard" 8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time. 9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!" 10. Do what they actually tell you. 11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly. 12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people. 13. At everything they say yell, Liar.

I'm a liar, because I don't tell you everything. I'm weird,because I'm not like you. I'm a nerd,because I actually like reading sometimes. I'm a fake,because most of the time I'm happy. I'm stupid, because sometimes I'm wrong. I'm a prep,because I like looking nice. I'm a punk because I hate listening. I'm done being labeled. Put this on your profile if you hate being judged.

♥your the PEANUT to my BUTTER ,♥ ♥your the STAR to my BURST,♥ ♥your the M to my M,♥ ♥your the POP to my TART,♥ ♥your the MILKY to my WAY,♥ ♥your the FRUIT to my LOOP,♥ ♥your the MILK to my DUDS,♥ ♥your the LUCKY to my CHARMS,♥ ♥your the ICE to my CREAM,♥ but mostly.... ♥your the BEST to my FRIEND