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this is me bitches

Dave Strider is a friend of John Egbert in Homestuck.
He is obsessed with being cool,
which manifests itself in his unceasing pursuit of new ironic depths.
When the original name "Insufferable p***k" was about to be suggested by Sollux,
he slashed the entry box right in half with a Ninja Sword
because he's just way too cool to put up with that kind of bullshit.

On Pesterchum his Chumhandle is
turntechGodhead. He has Pesterchum
Version 7.0 as opposed to John's 6.0.
His web browser of choice is Hephaestus.

His Associated Classical Element is Fire,
as indicated by his web browser and the weather outside his house, and his associated Item is Amber.

About the chick behind FemDave.
o Nineteen years of age.
o Likes :: Pocky, Rice Candy, Cosplaying, Roleplaying, Computers, Xbox, Playstation, Music,
Drawing, Brownies, Yellow, Black, Red, Homestuck, Sleep, Chillin', funny comics, Tea,
Scary games, Gore, Painting my nails, and Cats.
o Dislikes :: Dogs, Spicy foods, Door to Door Salesmen, Jehovah witnesses, Loud Mouths,
Chatty Kathy's, Braggarts, Know it all's, and Celery.
o I am married to the most wonderful man on this entire planet. And we have 7 children.
o I can be a b***h sometimes, but don't take it the wrong way. It's just how I am.
o I am pretty much perverted towards both genders, I don't care I like both.
o I say crude things, I curse a lot and I can be a bit insane sometimes.
o I also say strange things. And alter words into my own.
o If you want to know more, Don't be afraid to ask. I adore making new friends.