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Whelp!! Left side. Even side. MANY WHELPS!!! ********!!!!!The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
---George Carlin
-Story of the Month-
-6/9/06-
Once apon a time, a man was casually strolling about the streets of the city. To his surprise, he came across an uncooth homeless man asking for any spare change the man had. He in return, did not sneer or look away, but handed the homeless man a few hundred dollar bills. The homeless man raised his one eyebrow and clearly stated, "You are the one." Now the man was confused, until he watched as the bum transformed into a small lamp, and out of it came essence of a small sapphie-colored fog. From this came none other than a magical gene. The man couldn't fathom the thought of a gene but there it was. He was offered one single wish. The man thought long and hard.
"I wish for a bridge connecting Hawaii to California." he said. The gene chuckled and told him to rethink his wish; he only gets one. The man had a new wish after a bit of thinking.
"I wish i could understand women." The man stated. The gene stared at him and then asked...
"How many lanes do you want on your bridge?"
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