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WHO TOUCHED MY SON
WHO TOUCHED MY BUM

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[ Yes, this is a mule.
Draw artz for my OC?
Make them either MANLY art, him drunk, or him with his son.
I'd love you forever. <3 ]

THIS IS MAH BOY.
I'M SOO PROUD OF YAH!
GROWN' UP SOO QUICK LIKE THAT!
Don't touch him mother ********>

Name: James [Jim]
Age: 35
Occupation: Mercenary
About: James is slightly a racist b*****d and could be considered a ***** to some. Even so, people tend to fond him. Irony, no? He enjoys Big Weaponry. such as his prized Bazooka, Rocket Launcher, and several others. He also likes Sniper Rifles and shotguns. When he was 18, he was drafted into the army, and this is where his character was developed. People considered him 'A one man army.' Once he got out of the military, he became a Father short afterwards. He is fond of his boy, even though he's probably not the best influence on a child. The child now is 14 years of age. His boy is taking up on some of his habit's, such as smoking and drinking heavily.

[BTW: If you ever met me, and I seem like this, please note that it's usually in character for my OC. Please don't take it offensively!]

[ One other thing, to answer one question I've been asked about "Is your username related to 'WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?' [or a joke related to him?]" Well, I originally made it to have a similar account to 'WHO TOUCHED MY BUM,' but I knew at the time that his account was related to whatever this joke was. [I don't even know the joke.. I have theories, but that's it.] So in a sense, yes and no. But I did not intentionally mean to 'drag' this joke out more or to 'make fun of.' I didn't think that I'd be attached to this account,. but I did. So I made it into an OC // mule. I'm also not going to put my main account, in case if someone wants to flame me about my username. ]