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Mom calls the husband a 'bxstard' and then the dad calls the wife a "bxtch" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bxtch and a bxstard?" and the mom says "well, a bxxtch is a lady and a bxstard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your pxnis in my vxgina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a pxnis and vxgina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a pxnis is a hat and a vxgina is a coat"and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "sht" and billy said "Dad, whats sht" And then his dad says "Well billy, sht is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fxck!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fxck?" "Well billy fxck is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello bxtches and bxstards, may i take your pxnis's and vxginas, my dad's upstairs wiping shxt off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fxcking the Turkey
JESUS Christ put this in ur profile.DONT JUST IGNORE THIS because in da Bible it says if u deny Him,He will deny u in fromt of his Father in da gates of heaven.This iz da simplest test.If u luv God and ur not ashamed of it,copy this and put it in ur profile.God will smile at u=)
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun... Girl: No its not, please! It's too scary Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. -She gave him a big hug- Guy: Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the brakes were broken. He didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile
she quit gaia and i gonna miss her dis is da only connection i got to her
MONTH ONE: Mommy, I am only 4 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. MONTH TWO: Mommy, Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home, though. It is so nice and warm in here. MONTH THREE: You know what, Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad, too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. MONTH FOUR: Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it, too. MONTH FIVE: You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby, Mommy... your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? MONTH SIX: I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! MONTH SEVEN: Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus' arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me, Mommy? EVERY ABORTION IS JUST... One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If you're against abortion, put this in your profile
very sad u must read
A: adorable
B: loves people
C: good kisser
D: makes people laugh
E: easy to fall in love with
F: really wild and crazy, adore you
G: very outgoing
H: hot
I: loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: sexy
N: loving and caring
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: hyperactive
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is loved by everyone
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: very sexual
Z: can be funny and sweet at times
The monthWhen she walks away from you mad - [Follow her]
When she stares at your lips - [Kiss her]
When she pushes you or hit's you - [Grab her and don’t let go]
When she start's cursing at you - [Kiss her and tell her you love her]
When she's quiet - [Ask her what’s wrong]
When she ignores you - [Give her your attention]
When she pulls away - [Pull her back]
When you see her at her worst - [Tell her she's beautiful]
When you see her start crying - [Just hold her and don’t say a word]
When you see her walking - [Sneak up and hug her waist from behind]
When she's scared - [Protect her]
When she lays her head on your shoulder - [Tilt her head up and kiss her]
When she steals your favorite hat - [Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]
When she tease's you - [Tease her back and make her laugh]
When she doesn’t answer for a long time - [reassure her that everything is okay]
When she looks at you with doubt - [Back yourself up with the TRUTH]
When she says that she likes you - [she really does more than you could understand]
When she grabs at your hands - [Hold hers and play with her fingers]
When she bumps into you - [bump into her back and make her laugh]
When she tells you a secret - [keep it safe and untold]
When she looks at you in your eyes - [don’t look away until she does]
WHEN SHE MISSES YOU - [SHES HURTING INSIDE]
When you break her heart - [the pain NEVER really goes away]
When she says its over - [she STILL wants you to be hers]
When she repost this bulletin - [she wants you to read it]
- Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything
- DON'T let her have the last word
- NEVER call her hot! Pretty and beautiful is so much better
- Say you love her more than she could ever love you
- Argue that she is the best girl ever
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's OK don’t believe it, talk with her
- When she says she's sorry, she truly means it
- Because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you
- Tease her and let her tease you back
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
- Give her the world
- Let her wear your clothes
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
- Let her know “she's important”
- Kiss her in the pouring rain
This may help u someday
Kiss on lips = I love you
Kiss on nose = you're special
Kiss on ear = I adore you
Kiss on shoulder = you're mine
Kiss on cheek = friendship
Kiss on fore head = comfort
Kiss anywhere else = be careful
Smiling at each other = I like you
Staring = your cute/ pretty/ handsome
Looking at each other = I like you
Holding hands = happiness
Hugs = I care
Slap on the a** = interested
Arm around the waist = I need you
Breathing in your ear = warming up
Raising eyebrows = flirting
Looking around = hiding my feelings
Squeeze on hand = don't leave
Tear drop = I'm losing you
Crying = I lost you
you were born in:
1 - I shot
2 - I needed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I ran shirtless with
5 - i am goin 2 b a
6 - I stabbed
7 - I banged
8 -I smoked with
9 - I slept with
10 - I cuddled with
11 - I ate
12-I killed
Pick the day (number)
you were born on:
01 - Spongebob
02 -Paris Hilton
03 - a ninja turtle
04 - the kool-aid man
05 - a jew
06 - a homo
07 - a male stripper
08 - a jew
09 - a gangster
10 - a bag of weed
11 - a crackhead
12 - Santa Claus
13 - a bowl of cereal
14 - a whore
15 - a trojan man
16 - a jelly bean
17 - a sexy girl
18 - Barney the dinosaur
19 - an orange
20 - a toothbrush
21 - my lover
22 - a bisexual
23 - a banana
24 - a easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - my crush
27 - a french fry
28 - a homeless guy
29 - your dealer
30 - a tooth pick
31 - ur grandma
Pick the color of
the shirt you are wearing::
White - because im sexy as hell
Black - because I love weed
Grey - because I have AMAZING boobs
Red - Becase the lil people told me to
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Pink - Because I'm a Fun drunk
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because im a god(dess) in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because my moma made me
Shirtless - because I've got abs
♥ If ♥ You♥ Really ♥ Love ♥ Someone ♥ Right ♥ Now ♥ And ♥ You ♥ Really ♥ Want ♥ To ♥ Be ♥ With ♥ Them ♥ Forever ♥ Put ♥ This ♥ On ♥ Your ♥♥ Page
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