i knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... she called me to get my phone number. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. she tried to drown a fish. she thought a quarterback was a refund. she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. she tripped over a cordless phone. she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. she studied for a blood test. she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home Now send this to at least 5 people or you'll get bad luck for 7 years!!!!!!!!!!! *! 0-4=Bad luck for 7 years *! 5-9=your crush will start to like you *! 10-14=your crush will ask you out *! 15-19=you and your crush will go out all the time *! 21 or more all of the above and you'll get everything you want in life After you send this to 20 people a yellow box will pop up. Click on it.
I woke up in a hospital bed. Scared because i couldn't move, i asked the doctor "What's going on?" He said "You don't remember? it all happened at school." He told me "Your friend had a problem with some people at school and was almost shot - you jumped in front of them and took the bullet yourself. Lucky you didn't die. You're going to be ok, though, so don't worry." Now I think to myself 'I'm happy I took that bullet for you, because It would've hurt even more to see you laying in this hospital bed." Send this to 5 guys and 3 girls you would take a bullet for
I woke up in a hospital bed. Scared because i couldn't move, i asked the doctor "What's going on?" He said "You don't remember? it all happened at school." He told me "Your friend had a problem with some people at school and was almost shot - you jumped in front of them and took the bullet yourself. Lucky you didn't die. You're going to be ok, though, so don't worry." Now I think to myself 'I'm happy I took that bullet for you, because It would've hurt even more to see you laying in this hospital bed." Send this to 5 guys and 3 girls you would take a bullet for
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Im 18. i love dogs and friends. i play wow (world of warcraft) im taken so dont ask. i dont believe in god (shut up i dont care if i go to hell) and i despise frosting!!!!!!!!!
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i knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... she called me to get my phone number. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. she tried to drown a fish. she thought a quarterback was a refund. she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. she tripped over a cordless phone. she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. she studied for a blood test. she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home Now send this to at least 5 people or you'll get bad luck for 7 years!!!!!!!!!!! *! 0-4=Bad luck for 7 years *! 5-9=your crush will start to like you *! 10-14=your crush will ask you out *! 15-19=you and your crush will go out all the time *! 21 or more all of the above and you'll get everything you want in life After you send this to 20 people a yellow box will pop up. Click on it.