Yo. What's crackin'? Let's see, how to describe myself... I’m living proof that it IS possible to be a color instead of merely black and white. I’m a member of the United States Navy, have a considerable amount of tattoos, and I’ve been an intricate, advanced-leveled guitarist for nearly a decade now. On the flipside of that, I randomly karate-attack people I love, say vulgar things on a daily basis, and fart in public. I also LOVE memes and reaction gifs, and I SHAMELESSLY have a ridiculously wide variety of fictophilia crushes, both people and animated characters. I REGRET NOTHING. To keep this short and sweet, the lesson learned here is to be yourself like a ******** HONEY BADGER. ******** IT! -rides over a rainbow on a unicycle- SAY' SOMETHIN'.