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I'm the original Vodin.

Because I want to hop onto the trend train sometimes.
HERE IS MOOSICS.

The Power is mine


"I know what you like
I know what you need
You want to hear me suffer?
You hold my [seat]
I kiss the leather of your high heeled shoes
I lick the spaces that you choose
I can see you reaching out for me
I crawl like a lamb that's my destiny
When it's over I'm back in my cave
Cause you're my master and I'm your slave"

"Dance the dance of lovers
I don't need no other
To ride the waves of pleasure and pain
Come on boy obey me
Lick my boots to please me
Maybe I will loosen your chains

I can break your will
I can make you kneal
I can force you to crawl and to lick my heels
Cause the power is mine
Power is mine
(x2)

You need to be punished
And it will never finish
You are just a dog on a leash
Lick me baby lick me
Let me make you happy
But only if you're begging me 'please'

I can break your will
I can make you kneal
I can force you to crawl and to lick my heels
Cause the power is mine
Power is mine
(x4)"

"I know what you want
I know what you need
I can tell you by your side
The way that you breathe
Passionate love
Lust and bone
I can feel the blood
Pumping in your veins
I feel your nails
Going in my chest
No time to relax
No time to rest
I want to be punished
I have to obey
Cause you're my master
And I'm your slave"

DISCONTINUED. LACK OF MOTIVATION.

I make definition posts. Example of my work include. (In order of creation.) I am open to suggestion and requests.


1.
Blitzkrieg.
Blitz-krieg (blits-kreg)
-Noun
A swift, sudden military offensive, usually by combined air and mobile land forces.
[German : Blitz, lightning (from Middle High German blitze, from bliczen, to flash, from Old High German blekkazzen) Krieg, war (from Middle High German kriec, from Old High German kreg, stubbornness).]

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2.
Communism.
com-mu-nism [kom-yuh-niz-uhm]
-noun
1. A theory or system of social organization based on the holding of all property in common, actual ownership being ascribed to the community as a whole or to the state.
2. A system of social organization in which all economic and social activity is controlled by a totalitarian state dominated by a single and self-perpetuating political party.
3. A form of socialism that abolishes private ownership
4. A political theory favoring collectivism in a classless society
5. Damn cute.
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3.

Lolicon
Lol-i-con [lol-ee-kon]
-noun
1. Lolicon, or Rorikon is the Japanese gairaigo term (usually short form) for Lolita complex (derived from the novel Lolita), the sexual attraction to fictional and real underage girls, or ephebophilia.
2. A type of hentai (a style of anime or manga as pornography) in which young girls are depicted in sexual acts. This is not considered child pornography, as it doesn't have actual children. (Although this has been outlawed in many countries)
3. The meaning of lolicon has evolved much in the West (as have the meanings of other words such as anime, otaku and hentai). In the West, lolicon refers to anime or manga that contains sexual or erotic portrayals of prepubescent or childlike characters, and is thus close cognate to the Japanese term lolicon manga.
4. Something I, as well as many other people masturbate to.
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5.
fgsfds
Fgs-fds [Fig-iss-fid-iss]
-????
1. Possibly short for "FOR GOD SAKES, ******** DIS s**t!", or perhaps "******** GOAT s**t, FETA DOES SUCK!".
2. More generally, the outcome of smashing your left fist against the keyboard. This originated on 4chan when someone replied to a random post with the random text "fgsfds"
3. It was placed onto a picture of German talk show host Harald Schmidt. His upward pointing index finger was somehow salient to the /b/tards, the meme rapidly solidified into an index finger combined with the text.
4. fgsfds.

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6.
Fail (Phail)
Fa-il [F-ale]
-verb
1. Fail to do something; leave something undone; "She failed to notice that her child was no longer in his crib"; "The secretary failed to call the customer and the company lost the account"
2. Be unsuccessful; "Where do today's public schools fail?"; "The attempt to rescue the hostages failed miserably"
3. Either an interjection used when one disapproves of something, or a verb meaning approximately the same thing as the slang form of suck. "You actually bought that? FAIL" "This movie fails."
4. When you fail, Oh Yeah by Yello is played in the background.

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7.
Woman (Womans)
wom-an [woom-uhn]
-noun
1. The female human being (distinguished from man, who is the superior human).
2. Obsolete. to cause, to act, or yield like a woman.
3. The bearer of the v****a, leading to sex, and terrible offspring called "babies."
4. Woman do not exist on the internets.
5. There are no hot womans on the internets.
6. There are no womans wanting me on the internets.
7. Woman are useful for: doing the dishes, cleaning and cooking in the kitchen, and sex.
EXAMPLE: The picture below is of a typical internets female. Although there are exceptions to this, they are incredibly rare.

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8.
Futanari (Futa)
Fu-ta-nar-i [foo-tah-naar-y]
–noun
1. A compound word meaning 'double form' in Japanese.
2. Futanari depicts hermaphrodites, intersex or other individuals with female body-types and sexual organs resembling penises.
3. A special type of pornographic anime or manga (commonly known in the West as hentai), or the genre itself.
4. Other common terms used to describe futanari characters are "dickgirls" or "shemales", although these are often considered vulgar. And often get you flamed. To hell. And back again.
5. "Futanari", along with "newhalf", are more polite terms having come into recent use, with "futanari" tending to refer specifically to actual hermaphrodites and "newhalf" tending to refer specifically to characters with female bodies but only male genitals.
6. They normally have big ENORMOUS cocks. That other characters have no problem taking.
7. Often times they end up having sex in a pubic restroom, a school room, a friends bedroom. And never get caught.
8. No matter how much the ejaculate, the receiver never gets pregnant. They often ejaculate bucket fulls.
9. A number of people, including my self fap to this.

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9.
Cracky Chan
Cra-cky [cra-key]
–proper noun
1. An (American?) girl who occasionally posts pictures of herself on 4chan. She got the nickname from using make-up to give herself a red nose, making her look like she had been sniffing crack.
2. Identifiable features are wings, cat-ears and red makeup below her eyes.
3. Many often call Cracky a disgusting, greasy, flat-chested, asexual, attention-whoring individual.
4. ZOMGCRACKY!YOUARETEHHAWTZ!
5. Cracky-Chan caused such an uproar on 4chan that the mods began to ban anyone who posted new Cracky pictures.
6. Of course, the mods were just jealous of her Devilish good looks.

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10! AMAZING! TEN!
Superorgasmic Kay (Kayleigh)
Sup-er-Or-gas-mic-Kay/Kay-leigh [Kay-Lee]
-Person
1. A rare exception to the rules of the internets. A real, grade A woman.
2. Lives in Ohio with her mother and father. She is currently 15 and in the tenth grade.
3. Currently collects bouncy rubber balls, and has a radio station. Unfortunately for Kay, her only listener is a Beanie Baby in a Barbie car.
4. She was born 10-13-91 and from first through fourth grade she thought she was a cat, which is extremely secksy. Don't you agree?
5. Runs into walls randomly.
6. Is bipolar with animals. Usually tells them they're cute by threatening to strangle them until their eyes pop out.
7. Squeals incredibly loud and flails madly when poked in the sides. Has caused permanent damage to other people while doing so.
8. Was forced to look at a PlayBoy magazine with her brother, by her brother, at age 6...is scarred for life.
9. Sang along to Barnie, the purple dinosaur while standing on a chair and using a vacuum as the microphone, the dinosaur is currently in custo- Alright. I'll cut the crap, I know what you all want.
10. Breast size 34 A, pant size five, and a nine and half shoe size, for all your footy men out there. A damn secksy woman.

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P.S. - She likes random PMs ;D
 

I IS A GERMAN PILOT.

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Last Login: 08/20/2018 5:49 pm

Registered: 11/04/2004

Gender: Male

Location: That place I hid the thing that time

Birthday: 02/18/1990

Occupation: Student

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myachi_man Report | 07/12/2010 12:12 am
Lols
INUYASHA SAMA RYUU Report | 12/17/2009 4:11 am
awesome profile XD found it looking for a otaku motivator on google XD
NiNj4PupPy Report | 08/10/2009 3:16 pm
What?
Perfectly [Im]Perfect Report | 05/22/2009 6:30 pm
Okay, well, I saw that you were online so I got on to MSN, I'll wait for you to sign in.
Perfectly [Im]Perfect Report | 05/22/2009 6:29 pm
Are you signed into MSN?
Perfectly [Im]Perfect Report | 05/18/2009 9:44 am
I have MSN, love.

Add me?
andi_davis91@hotmail.com
Perfectly [Im]Perfect Report | 05/12/2009 8:20 pm
Log in a talk to me, damn you.

<3
Perfectly [Im]Perfect Report | 05/09/2009 4:19 pm
you're online. <3
Perfectly [Im]Perfect Report | 05/09/2009 7:11 am
sad Aweee, are you okay? I mean with your parents getting divorced and all that?

I've been okay, I've had my ups and downs, just depends on the day really.
Perfectly [Im]Perfect Report | 05/07/2009 9:32 pm
I've been alright, I miss talking to you. I'm really glad you still play Gaia. How've you been, Nick?
 
 
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Fat people need love too, I'm just not the one to give it to them