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Report | 09/15/2007 3:00 am

blakeblahblah

It's the morning after.



Fun last night, hell today.

Report | 09/14/2007 8:10 pm

blakeblahblah

Oh but I'm always drunk.

Mostly alone.



I have super amounts of fun.







This is what I tell myself.

Lets all believe it. xxxxxxx

Report | 09/14/2007 7:59 pm

blakeblahblah

Yes, I was listening to Joanna Newsom and thought, there are far too many vaginal based usernames, I'll be inflammatory writ, instead.



I'm very drunk, right now.

Vodka and iron bru.



Beautiful mix, I tell you now. xxxxxxxxxxx

Report | 09/14/2007 7:48 pm

blakeblahblah

Where ever did you go, you wonderful, wooly hat sporting gem? xxxxxxxxxx

Report | 09/14/2007 7:38 pm

Trashcan Banker

You have nice teeth.

Report | 09/14/2007 2:21 pm

Rekki Elric

[{

I've lost my fear in falling...I will be with you}]

Random comment.

[{}]

Report | 09/14/2007 11:38 am

OriginalMuffinFlavoredGuy

Report | 09/13/2007 3:46 pm

penus penus penus

<3



yes.



and also



imogen heap.



:3

Report | 09/13/2007 2:37 pm

Naffster

That's the third incredibly beautiful and seemingly nice girl I've "found" tonight that lives in New York...

Report | 09/13/2007 11:02 am

Xxmilk-chanxX

mrello <3



haha, random comment ^v^

Report | 09/12/2007 10:11 pm

La Princesa Mononoke

hello

Report | 09/11/2007 6:38 pm

Ransum

thanks

Report | 09/11/2007 6:28 pm

God056

Eh? You're looking for a laugh? Why?



Oh yea, and I'm dropping by to oogle some more. I hope you don't mind?

Report | 09/11/2007 2:18 pm

Crazy Sexy Fool

Your super cute and your username rox

Report | 09/10/2007 7:22 pm

bus_31

Ok well I'm not too good at making people laugh, but I guess I'll write you a story....



And not just because i want 5k.

Everyone deserves to laugh.

Ok

Here we go.

Quite an interesting story actually. i sleep with a teddy bear, and teddy bears are cute, especially when they have bowties and you call them sargeant pickles. like this one time, i was walking in the woods, and i saw a hedgehog and im like OMG IMA HEDGEHOG I WISH! but then i fed it some girl scout cookies, so it would be evil, since girl scout cookies are made of pure evil, and it proceeded to vomit all over all mah reeboks. the reeboks were $38, so needless to say, I set the animal ablaze. Thats when I met the black knight. I'll never forget what he first said to me. "WHAT A CRACKA DOIN' IN THAH N***** FOREST!" It wasn't a question, it was a statement. So, then I opened the treasure chest, and what may be inside? A FISH! But not just any old fish that was all like OMG IM NOT COOL IM JUST A FISH AND STUF...FLOPFLOP. It was an orange fish. I like orange. Now let me tell you why. It was a cold sunday, and i was on mah way to the bank, to withdraw a nickel. Now you may think that was a fast trip. OH NO. I take mah dear sweet time walking. You shouldve seen me walk across the country. The trip ended five minutes ago! Anyway, back to the bank. So once I got in there, I spent about an hour signing the withdrawal slip. It took me another hour to figure out i was at the dentist! So i went to wells fargo. I could tell because there was a carriage outside carrying my grandchildren and a man that looked an awful lot like jesus carrying chris brown and tupac to heaven. Then i remembered i had just had my daily tylenol pill, and things were out of whack. So I went in the bank, signed the slip, and got out. JUST KIDDING. I had to make people wait behind me of course, so I specially requested a 1678 nickel. Then they told me some hogwash about america not being a country until almost a hundred years after that, so i shot the clerk because he looked at me funny. He was okay, i guess. You can live fine without a stomach, as long as you still have your dignity. I guess I never really got my nickel, though. This made my blood boil. My left arm then went numb, and I tasted copper. Then some paramedics came in, and told me i was having a severe heart attack and that I could die at any second. Then they kept flappin' their jaws about some unknown shooter coming in, and I got startled. I WANTED THAT CREDIT! So anywaty, let me tell you how I founded this country on my granddaddy's farm. I was just sitting in a boat, and along comes god, telling me that i can have anything I want. I told him that i want a banana and BAM! So started the Civil War. I won the civil war by mahself, though some would say otherwise, they all know that i bombed the germans at the 3rd battle of bull run. So back to the cat. I got him at the store. Using what, you may ask? My greatest bargaining chip, Congress. Hes fluffy.

Report | 09/10/2007 7:17 pm

Stephen-38

if I really want to make you laugh, I I'll have to take off my pants and I just don't know you that well...

Report | 09/09/2007 5:33 pm

isabella jolie

hey thanks for the sign! <3

Report | 09/09/2007 4:47 pm

NeoPaladinOfLight

Hmm... what do you find funny, person?

Report | 09/09/2007 2:43 pm

Unfathomably

:] Thanks!

You're quite gorgeous yourself. Your eyes are beautimus.

Report | 09/09/2007 1:41 pm

iAndrea

hey smile

i know we dont know eachother but i like your avi wink

so um hey smile

wat have you been up too biggrin

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