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so much flesh meat
when me eyeballs is crinklin
Im totally neon tinklin

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The Mythology of the Imaginary Veruca Krueger

I am an ancient magical and mythological being, these days life is hard as not many people believe in me anymore. But I prattle on and cast the spells I can recall when the dark lord Realitus allows. I spend most of my time pasting and pooting through the days here in my cardboard castle by the ol Spooky Tree. I tape things together on the walls and ceiling, clip and cut, gather and pile my collections of tapes, toys, and junk from the floor up to the tip of the attic. Most of my magical brethren have vanished into one realm or another and no longer exist on this plane of existence. Sparkle on F@CKERS, and enjoy the eggs layn by the winged kitties, they are best warm.

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I Veruca Krueger will ramble on here about my various sorted adventures, morbid fantasies and sparkling nightmares,....enjoy kiddies

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Halah Kahiki Mow Report | 10/16/2013 1:41 am: 3 ******** years!!!! Aloha! I'm Halah Kahiki Mow, the Island Girl. If you ever come on here again you'll notice you've been invited to a very, very special club. Please, join us. I assure you this invitation is not without purpose. We know of your exploits on the island Ms. Krueger and you have been specifically chosen to be amongst the few privy to the information provided in this very SECRET SOCIETY! We hope to see you soon.

You Have Just Been Spoken To, By An Island Girl
Snozberry Dreamsicle Report | 01/24/2010 6:13 pm: Sometimes I wish I could be finally taking the shitbus with good ole Mrs. Lauper. Alas..........
Snozberry Dreamsicle Report | 01/06/2010 2:26 am: It's a beautiful time indeed, a time I wish I could be a part of. Alas the sun here has balls of flaming steel and cares not about joy or happiness.
Nevertheless, it's wonderful to hear that everything is creamy over there. Here's to the hope that someday we will ride together again!
Veruca Krueger Report | 01/01/2010 8:30 pm: As can see from my yuletide gettup of pagan delight the marvelous season of winter and what that means goes on long past the recognized holidays for me. This is a dark time when the sun is fearful of the wandering magic so thick and as consuming as the darkness, a time where chaos and the old gods rule on high once more, and the scientific modern times hide away in their warm little homes. A time when I may walk about proudly in all my most shocking glory to nothing but the cheers of my fellow creatures! Right now I am five days into the now classic invented holiday of Veruca Krueger herself, the Katie Beers Dungeon Daegs is in full swing. Tnight marks to first true time of disconnection with reality just as miss Katie did on this day, going into a kinda floating meditation like state, and all the world just falls away and all is twinkling stars. Jim comes out of the desert to lead me off into the tundras of truth, I must go see what he reveals. I toast to all of you my brothers and sisters.

-Veruca Krueger aka Feces VonNarcotica
Snozberry Dreamsicle Report | 12/10/2009 11:59 am: What's nice about the word defecate, is that it uses the prefix "de" like when you remove something or lessen it or whatever, and the word feces is basically there too, so it's like "remove feces".

Hence this word REFECATE!
Phatts McDangle Report | 07/01/2009 7:53 pm: Sounds awesome!!!!
Snozberry Dreamsicle Report | 04/07/2009 2:46 am: Cause she would be a women, playing a man, acting like a kid. Maybe some kind of jump rope whip attack or something, but you know, creepy cause she's a women, playing a male robot, playing a kid, with a jump rope.

Are you really on the interweb now, or was it just 4 a limited time only? Send me massages.
SpaceAce23 Report | 03/31/2009 1:37 pm: something 4 u....
SpaceAce_Qt Report | 01/13/2009 9:57 am: I said Pony, b***h !!! PO-NY!!!!

LOL,Happy Belated Holidays!
Phatts McDangle Report | 12/31/2008 6:34 pm: And a Happy New Year, too.

Keep the change, ya filthy animal.