Your name is JOHN EGBERT.
As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY.
A number of CAKES are scattered about your room.
You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES.
You like to program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT.
You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN.
You also like to play GAMES sometimes.