About the WenchMy life is -not- a cold, dark pit of despair.
Okay, maybe it is. But I have a lantern.
I -don't- want to end it all.
Okay, maybe I do. But I still have something to live for.
My weapons of choice are a good, solid wine bottle, and a metal spork. Apparently, I'm a child of Spurca, and it shows. I'm currently here for the puzzles. Gives me something to do while my paladin kills stuff in WoW.