Birthday: 10/25
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"Friendship often ends in love, but love in friendship never ends" - Albert Camus
SIDE QUOTES!!!!
Nobody is perfect, I am nobody, therefore I am perfect :D
The worst time to have a heart attack is when you are playing charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
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