About

Call me Violet for now, but in due time I will tell you my real name.

I am...
random
violent
quiet
smart
stupid
stubborn
a bookworm
a music addict
mature
immature
evil
adorkable
annoying
confusing
and...
awesome.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

Music is love in search of word.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

Come join the dark side, we have cookies.

If at first you don't suceed, don't try skydiving.

Those who don't learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.

If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room.

Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

Boys that make you cry aren't worth crying over; boys that are worth crying over won't make you cry.

No one dies a virgin; life screws us all.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Let's flip a coin: heads, we'll be together; tails, we'll flip again

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash, honey; I don't live to please you.

Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Some day we'll look back on this, and plow into a parked car. (me: There's that subject change...)

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb a**.

If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague!

It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

“Most people learn by observation, and there are a few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it’s really hot.”

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide.

Excuse me, I hate to bother you, but have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it.

My mind works like lightning- one brilliant flash and it’s done.

Your weirdness is totally creeping my imaginary friend out.

You think I’m crazy? At least I admit it...

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

I don’t suffer from insanity- I enjoy every minute of it.

All things considered, I’m thinking that insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

They say, “Guns don’t kill people- people kill people.” Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, “BANG!” I don’t think you’d kill too many people, you know?

Don’t mess with me- I’ve got a stick and I’m not afraid to hit you with it.

Well, paint me purple and call me Barney!

Of course I'm talking to myself! Who else can I trust?

Stupidity is not a crime, so you’re free to go.

I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever.

Last night, I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I love you. I was doing fine until I ran out of stars.

Friends will always be like, "Well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering, "Seven days..."

A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says, "Walk much, dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, B*TCH, RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up to him and says, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying, "We f*cked up, didn't we?"

A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.