There once was this girl named Sally and she was at her house babysitting eating jello. When this crazed clown, serial killer, rapist, con artist, used car salesman, came to her house with a chainsaw with optional butcher knife attachments. He raped sally and cut her into a gajillion tiny pieces and buried her at the beach in the woods, under the desk. In the morning her parents, the sheriff, power rangers, and a monkey found her body. If you don't send this to 3453453545 people and a seacucumber, Sally will come out of your closet from under you bed and kill you with a lemon, then when you look in the mirror the next morning you will be dead.
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