All About Me
Hey, hey, hey!
No it's not Fat Albert.
WRONG!
It's a me, MARIO!
Okies, that's wrong too but whatever.
Really it's Oliviaa.
But that doesn't beat a name as awesomely awesome as mario.
or fat albert.
But if I were him I wouldn't want people callin'
me fat all the time.
How disgraceeful.
But if you can't beat em, join em, eh?
NO.
I'm not fat T^T
*slaps*
I can't believe you'd say such a thing.
I mean I'm not eating all the time.
*eats toast*
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Aw. ALL MY TOAST IS GONEEE!
Okay, moving on.
LIFEE IS A HIGHHWAYYY I WANNA RIDE IT ALL NIGHT LOOOONG!
>.>
And this is an about section?
So you want to know abouut me?
Stalling?
Whose stalling?
Define stallingg...
Oh, and you think I'm stalling.
NYA~!
How dare you have the audacity
to make such an accusation!
T^T
i hate my life~!
just kidding!
i love it.
i have friends.
(only on the internets)
NUH-UH.
i do have friends in real life.
and besides people on the internet
are REAL PEOPLE.
no, you thought they were a fragment of
my imagination eh?
well.
you, sir, have some issues.
may i recommend my psychiatrist?
>:U
MY BIRTHDAY IS JANUARY 15TH NOT 14TH
SCREEWWWW YOOOUUU GAIA!
and and and
I AM BATMAN. AND I DRIVE A BAT MOBILE.
if you give me toast maybe i'll give you a ride, yes?
oh em gosh. okay so srsly here is some about me shiz nizzle my homee
well i don't really want to bore you with that actually.
i mean who wants to know "about me?"
you do?
really!?!?
get outta town man!
well.
i likee to talkk
and i likee to be in drama class
and i likee to be crazyy
and i lovee brendon urie
and i think boys are stupidd doodie heads
and i thinkk that pudding is awesomee
especially that vanillaa pudding.
i had some today actuallyyy
MMM MMM!!!
AND DID YA KNOW I AM SUPER HYPER TODAYYYY!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEE!
"It's better to have loved and lost then to never have loved at all"
WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG, THROW MYSELF OFF OF A MOUNTAIN, WRONG!
Let's all commit a mass murder together.
Because if you were raised right you would know that
suicide is never the answer.
homicide is.
bwahahaha.
GREAT SCOTT!
WHERE IS MY PINEAPPLE!?! T^T
EFFF MY LIFE MAN!
i'mmmm coming up so you betterrr get this parttyyy starteed
giiiirl, you be trippin. P!NK is so likkeee 2006.
RAH RAH RAH AH AH ROH MAH ROM MAH MAH GA GA OH LA LA
WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE.
yes. i do quote lady gaga randomly.
you have a problem with that, meh?
good.
suck it.
fall in a fiery pit.
and never attempt to climb out.
or, i'll stand at the top and kick you back in.
:3
wow. that was pretty morbid.
and i loved it.
do you love me, as much as i love it?
what?
you don't
MEEEHHHH!
*PUSHES YOU INTO FIERY PIT*
YOU LOVE MEEE NOW DON'T YOU!?!?
*pulls you back out*
just kidding.
bat man isn't authorized to kill people.
but i wish i was.
so i could shoot lazors out of my eyes and be all
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZORZ!!!
PEW PEW PEW!
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and yes they could, but they wont do anythign to displease me. sad isnt it? lolol
*steps on the toast* i cant eat! No mouth!*points to avi
Stalker!! xD