Who am I? I DARE YOU TO READ IT ALL.
Well I felt like my old bio wasn't informative enough, so just like most people, I will try to make a long, but short "About me." To start off, I'm a female. You can clearly see that. I am a hard-core Kingdom Hearts fan. Like really, I'd probably bite your face off if you ever took one of my Kingdom Hearts games. But in general, I am a video gamer-usually seen playing some online game, PS2, Wii, or PSP, zoning you out. I have low tolerance for retarded and immature people. You know, those that go "WHy dO3s ur aVa lok b4d? evil ! I lIKE JUSTIN BIEBER n JONAS BROS!! heart heart heart i hav no life n i liv on th computer!!!!!!!!!11!!! i jus wana mary th SITUATION. heart " sNOOki is my idol heart heart Yeah, people like that, so if that's who you are, please get away from the computer, take a step outside, stand in the middle of the street and allow yourself get rammed by a bus/car. Then allow your corpse to either be eaten by wild animals or burned. Same thing goes for those illlliterit peple ho kant spel tings propeerrrllly.I hate chain messages, so don't bother. I must have made someone cry by exploding in their face about chain messages. So don't. Despite this, it takes me a lot to get me angry (depending on what you do.). If you haven't noticed, I'm very sarcastic and pretty honest about myself...obviously. Don't take it offensively, it's called telling the truth.
I love writing stories. For awhile, I used to write fanfiction, but then realized it was going nowhere, so I stopped for a bit. Now, it's realistic fiction-you will never see any of my stories, unless it's sitting in Barnes & Nobles making money. But now, I'm back on, woohoo.
People say I'm funny, but OKAY, I guess so. Actually no, I am quite amusing to the ears. I can keep a secret bottled up inside me until I die (FAR, FAR, FAR, FAR, IN THE FUTURE.) . Unlike the majority of most teenagers my age, I surprisingly don't drink, smoke, do any kind of drugs, dress like a prostitute, or act like a sleazy b***h around guys. Also, I'm not an attention whore, don't like Justin Bieber or any Disney Channel "stars" (Except Shia Lebeouf.) Wow, how much of a loser am I? To make me even MORE abnormal-I detest Twilight. Oh no, what a teenage tradgedy-Robert Patterson is hideous, Taylor Whathisface sickens me, and Kirsten Stewart pisses me off. Also, I am a germaphobe, but not the ones who are like "I can't shake your hand, sit in that chair, or touch anything in this room that isn't mine." Hand sanitizer, excessive washing of hands, and avoiding hugs are my forte (Especially hugs.) BUT I will hug on certain occasions. If this is possible, I am very BURPOPHOBIC, so blow your burps in another direction please. stare
FULLY BLACK. No black and Asian, European, anything that is not called "a black country". I am pure chocolate, so if you want to be racist, then die in a lonely pit with your ignorance. Forgive me then if I try to act like the typical ghetto person, it is because I want to see if I could (I always fail.) and it's funny.
OVERALL: I'm kind, loyal, hate guys with pants down to their ankles, cold, heartless, former procrastinator, hard core gamer, not an emo, writer, semi anti-Disney, pro-Dreamworks, anti-Twilight, anti-Bieber, anti-Jersey Shore and pretty smart when I want to be.
(I wonder how many read this much...)
SAY WHAT YOU NEED TO SAY.
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