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Hey people! I'm just the local crazyish person in the woods. Some people that help me out are Colin, Jonas, Therra, Tor and Chaka. (No one knows them but me so don't worry). It can get rather lonely here, especially if you don't talk much but, hey. And if you spend a lot of time here you can get a bit whacked in the head. (Trust me, some people here should go in a mental institution!) Not much fun here expect the occasional party but 'tis very fun to get lost. But people! There's always a party going on here so jump in the river and swim ta my woods if ya know where that is. (And if you do, please tell me 'cause I don't know!) It can get dangerous up here 'cause of all the human buildings but it's so much fun to burn them down! So if ya can, get up here came join me for some human building burning fun!
People! Never forget about the secret underground groups. (They can be dangerous). Especially at night when the werewolves like to play. And... other things they like... to do. (You don't want to know about... those things). Sooo... yeah. Anyway. Life is short... at least to some people. Immortals, not so much.
And beware of the vampires with flamethrowers. They aren't that nice. The penguins are though. Cute too. Did I mention the random people? They're harmless, mostly, but it's best to stay away from them. I'm pretty sure you don't want to know what they do or say.
Mole people are really nasty, too. They really like to steal stuff. Once, they stole the cheese I took from the trees and I had to get back so the trees would like me again. Not fun. The trees are happy they got their cheese back, though. So just a heads up for the mole people who live in subterranean tunnels. And the tunnels themselves. Other nasty creatures live down there.
And the pandas!! They are really friendly unless they're really hungry, then they'll eat you. Hmm... guess this place is really dangerous, but then again, what isn't?
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Normal - constituting or conforming to a standard; regular, usual, typical - physically or mentally sound, healthy
That said, Who wants to be normal?
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