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Hi my name is Taylor and I am 13 and I love tigers soooo much!!!!! My best friends are allison,allie,lenox,katrisse and haley!!!! Also I am Taylor Lautner's BIGGEST FAN!!!!! If we ever get married it will be taylor lautner and taylor lautner lolz!!! Isnt that sooo cool!!!!! And I love to have alot of friends so add me and I wont say no!!!! And I hope you will buy stuff from my store cause i need gold lolz!!!! I am also a soccer-holic!! I live for soccer I play indoor,rec league and a winter league!! I also play volleyball but soccer is my main sport really!!! Isn't this so cute:Girl biggrin o I ever cross your mind?
Boy:No
Girl biggrin o you like me?
Boy:Not really
Girl biggrin o you want me?
Boy:No
Girl:Would you cry if I left?
Boy:No
Girl:Would you live for me?
Boy:No
Girl:Would you do anything for me?
Boy:No
Girl:Choose-me or your life
Boy:My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain,and the boy runs after her and says..."The reason you never cross my mind,is because you're always on my mind.The reason why I don't like you,is because I love you.The reason I don't want you is because I need you.The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.The reason I choose my life is because you ARE my life.
And this is also sooo cute:
Girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl:"Slow down I'm scared."
Guy:"No this is fun."
Girl:"No its not please it's too scary."
Guy:"Then tell me you love me."
Girl:"I love you slow down."
Guy:"Now give me a big hug."
She gave him a hug
Guy:"Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself its bothering me."
In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed in a building because of brake failure.Two people were on it only one survived.The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the brakes were broke he didn't want the girl to know.Instead he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die.
oooooo and another one lolz:
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind.She hated everyone,except her loving boyfriend.He was always there for her.She told her boyfriend,"If I could only see the world,I will marry you." One day,someone donated a pair of eyes to her.When the bandages came off,she was able to see everything,including her boyfriend.He asked her,"Now that you can see the world,will you marry me?" The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind.The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her.She hadn't expected that.The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him.Her boyfriend left her in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying,"Take good care of your eyes,my dear,before they were yours,they were mine."
o and here is a funny one:
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy,cold Monday morning;it's a bad one.Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly,neither of them is hurt.God works in mysterious ways.After they crawl out of their cars,the man is yelling about women drivers.
The woman says,"So,you're a man.That's interesting.I'm a woman.Wow,just look at our cars!There's nothing left,but we're unhurt.This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered,the man replies,"Oh yes,I agree completely,this must be a sign from God!But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive."
The woman continues,"And look at this,here's another miracle.My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." She hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement,opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle,puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
The man asks,"Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies,"No...I think I'll just wait for the police..."
Moral of that story:
Women are clever and evil.
Don't mess with them
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1 more day 2 xmas! WOOO!
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