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ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS TO THE BUILDING AND SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS. THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get off the cross? THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did. THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did! When mommy and daddy fought, he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything is going to be alright. 66% of you won't put this on your profile. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, "DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER". PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU'RE NOT ASHAMED OF YOUR HOLY FATHER...I ALREADY DID MY PART DO YOURS. I dont believe the story, but the point is, I AM NOT ASHAMED!

Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed. When you're asleep, I'll kill you. Don't believe me? Case 1 Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don't want to be like Patty, do you? Case 2 George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George? Case 3 Valarie Tyler She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4 Derek Minse This is the final case I'll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.The have 2 beautiful children. Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences. 0 people- You will die tonight 1-6 people- you will be injured 7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life 12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune! Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnight tonight or else.... you .....will...................

fck with me & i'll fck u up! mess with me & i'll mess u up! screw me & i'll screw u rite back! get the picture?or do u want me 2 paint u one?

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*!Lollipops turn into cigarettes. The innocent ones turn into sluts. Homework goes in the trash. Cell phones are being used in class. Detention becomes suspension. Soda becomes vodka. Bikes become cars. Kisses turn into sex. Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground? When protection meant wearing a helmet? When the worst things you could get from boys were cooties? Dad’s shoulders were the highest place on earth and mom was your hero? Your worst enemies were your siblings. Race issues were about who ran the fastest. War was only a card game. The only drug you knew was cough medicine. Wearing a skirt didn’t make you a slut. The most pain you felt was when you skinned your knees, and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow? And we couldn’t wait to grow up....!*

I wanted to tell him how I couldn'tget him off my mind, or how just thesimple thought of him made my heartskip a beat, how I blushed every timesomeone just mentioned his name

A good friend would call 911 if ur house was on fire, but a best friend would be roasting marshmellows and flirting with the firemen

♥ 98% of teenagers say "I Love You" and don't mean it. if you are one of the 2% that does, then copy and paste this in your profile. I always mean it when I say it. ♥

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ROSES ARE RED, LEMONS ARE SOUR, OPEN YOUR LEGS, AND GiVE ME AN HOUR, KiSSiNG iS A HABiT, FUKiNG iS A GAME, GUYS GET ALL THE PLEASURE, GiRLS GET ALL THE PAiN, 10 MiNUTES OF PLEASURE, 9 MONTHS OF PAiN, 3 DAYS iN THE HOSPiTAL, A BABY WiTHOUT A NAME, THE BABY iS A CRAKHED, THE MOTHER iS A WHORE, THiS WOULDA NEVER HAPPENED iF THE RUBBER HADENT TORE!! SEX iS LiKE MATH YOU SUBTRACT THE CLOTHES, ADD THE BED, DiViDE THE LEGS, AND PRAY TO GOD YOU DONT MULTiPLY, ROSES ARE RED, GRASS iS GREEN, OPEN YOUR LEGS, AND iLL FiLL YOU WiTH CREAM, HiCKORY, DiCKORY, DOCK, THE BiXCH WAS SUCKiNG MY COK, THE CLOCK STRUCK TWO, i DUMPED MY GOO, AND DUMPED HER TO THE END OF THE BLOCK, SEX iS GOOD, SEX iS FiNE, DOGGY STYLE AND 69, JUST FOR FUN, OR GETTiN PAiD, EVERYONE LiKES GETTiN LAiD, SEX iS EViL, SEX iS A SiN, SiNS ARE FORGiViN, SO STiCK iT iN!! ROSES ARE NiCE, ViOLETS ARE FiNE, iLL BE THE SiX, iF YOU BE THE NiNE, EAT ME, BEAT ME, BiTE ME, BLOW ME, FUX ME, SUCK ME VERY SLOWLY, iF YOU LiKE iT, DONT BE SASSY, USE YOUR TONGUE, AND MAKE iT NASTY

Boy: I missed you at school today, why weren't you there? Girl- Yeah, I had to go to the doctor. Boy- Oh really? Why? Girl- Oh nothing, annual shots, thats all. Boy- Oh. Girl- So what did we do in math today? Boy- You didn't miss anything that great..just lots of notes. Girl- Ok, good. Boy- Yeah Girl- Hey, I have a question.. Boy- Ok, ask away. Girl-..How much do you love me? Boy- You know I love you more than anything. Girl- Yeah.. Boy- Why do you ask? Girl->silence< Boy- Is something wrong? Girl- No, nothing at all. Boy- Ok, good. Girl- ..How much do u care about me? Boy- I would give you the world in a heartbeat if I could. Girl- You would? Boy- Yeah..of course I would >sounding worried< is there something wrong? Girl- No, everything is fine.. Boy- Are you sure? Girl- Yeah. Boy- Ok..I hope so. Girl- ..Would you die for me? Boy- I would take a bullet for you anyday, hunny. Girl- Really? Boy- Anyday. Now seriously, is there something wrong? Girl- No, I'm fine, your fine, we're fine, everyones fine. Boy- Ok. If your sure. Girl-Well, I have to go. I'll see you tomorrow at school. Boy- Alright, bye. I LOVE YOU. Girl- Yeah, I love you to, bye. THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL: Boy- Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today? Friend- No Boy- Oh. Ok. Friend- She wasn't here yesterday either. Boy- I know, she was acting all wierd on the phone last night. Friend- Well dude, you know how girls are sometimes. Boy- Yeah..but not her. Friend- I don't know what else to say, man. Boy- Ok, well I gotta get to english, I'll see you after school. Friend- Yeah, I gotta get to science, talk to you later. THAT NIGHT: -ring- -ring- -ring- Girl- Hello? Boy- Hey. Girl- Oh, hi. Boy- Why weren't you at school today? Girl- Uh...I had another doctor appointment. Boy- Are you sick? Girl- Um I have to go, my mom's calling on my other line. Boy- I'll wait. Girl- It may take a while, I'll call you later. Boy-Alright, I love you hunny. very long pause< Girl- (with tear in her eye) Look, I think we should break up. Boy- What? Girl- Its the best thing for us right now. Boy- Why? Girl- I love you. click< THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE. Boy- Hey dude. Friend- Hey. Boy- Whats up? Friend- Nothing much. Hey have you talked to your ex lately? Boy- No. Friend- So you didn't hear? Boy- Hear what? Friend- Um, well, I don't know if I should be the one to tell you.. Boy- Dude, tell me! Friend- Uh...call this number...433-555-3468 Boy- Ok... BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL -ring-ring--ring- Voice- Hello, Suppam County Hospital, this is nurse Beckam. Boy- Uh...I must have the wrong number, I'm looking for my friend. Voice- What is her name, sir? (boy gives info) Voice- Yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here. Boy- really? Why? What happened? How is she? Voice- Her room number is ..646, in building A, suite 3. Boy- WHAT HAPPENED?! Voice- Please come by sir and you can see her, goodbye. Boy- WAIT! NO! *dial tone* BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED. Boy- Oh my God! Are you ok? Girl- .................. Boy- Sweetie! Talk to me! Girl- I... Boy- You what? YOU WHAT? Girl- I have cancer and I'm on life support. Boy->breaks into tears< Girl- They're taking me off tonight. Boy- Why? Girl- I wanted to tell you but I couldn't. Boy- Why not? Girl- I didn't want to hurt you. Boy- You could never hurt me sweetheart. Girl- I just wanted to see if you felt about me as the same I felt about you. Boy- ? Girl- I love you more than anything, I would give you the world in a heartbeat. I would die for you and take a bullet for you. Boy- .......Girl- Don't be sad, I love you, and I'll always be here with you. Boy- Then why'd you break up with me? Nurse- Young man, visiting hours are over. BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES. But what the boy didn't know is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up with him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died. NEXT DAY The boy is found dead with a gun in his hand..with a note in the other... THE NOTE SAID:I told her I would take a bullet for her....just like she said she would die for me.. no mater what this will alwas be trow cant live with out it

Haters make me famous but lovers will stick to me all my life

Sticks and Stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite m

Girl: I'm always here for you Boy: I know ..=( Girl: What's wrong? Boy: I like this girl so much .... Girl: Talk to her Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me ... Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing Boy: I just want her to know how I feel... Girl: Then tell her. Boy: She won't like me.... Girl: How do you know that? Boy: I can just tell... Girl: Well just tell her. Boy: What should I say Girl: Tell her how much you like her Boy: I tell her that daily Girl: what do you mean? Boy: I'm always with her. I love her. Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me Boy: Wait. Who do you like? Girl: Oh some boy Boy: Oh... she won't like me either. Girl: She does Boy: How do you know.. Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you? Boy: You Girl: You're wrong, I love you. Boy: I love you too. Girl: So are you going to talk to her? Boy : I just did... Because you opened this , you will get kissed on friday by the luv of ur life.... DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN!! ur crush will ask u out if your not dating, 2morow will b the best day of your life. However, if u dont send this to atleast 10 ppl by 12:00 tonight, u will have bad luck in the rest of your luv life. Just repost, and you will get kissed on friday by the luv of ur life!!

people,its always best to be yourself don't worry about what people think about u,they're just stupid(my opinion)and if u think I'm mean then u don't know me that well

PLEASE READ THIS WHOLE POST. IT'S SO DANG TRUE* 1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. You are special and unique. 9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look you most likely turned your back on the world. 12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it. 13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. 14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know. 15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great. Add this as a comment to ten of your friends tonight and at midnight your true love will find you. Something good will happen to you at 225 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years tag ur it!! this is so scary!!! send this to 15 ppl in the next 143 min. and then press F6 and your crushes name will appear in big letters!! it is so scary because it works.... but if you break the chain.. you will be cursed w/ relationship problems. NO SEND BACK

BeSt FrIeNdS FoReVeR!!!!!!!!!!!!

T-A-P-P-E-D............U JUST BEEN TAPPED BECUASE U HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED AS ONE OF THE PRETTEST GIRLS ON MY FRIEND LIST!!!!!...........ONCE U HAVE BEEN TAPPED, U HAVE TO TAP 15 OF THE PRETTIEST GIRLS ON YOUR FRIEND LIST.IF U GET TAPPED AGAIN U WILL KNOW THAT UR PRETTY.IF U BREAK THIS CHAIN U WILL HAVE pimples................LOL..................FOR 10 MONTHS.SO TAP OUTHER PRETTY GIRLS ON YOUR FRIEND LIST TO LET THEM KNOW THEY R PRETTY TOO,AND IF U THINK I AM PRETTY SEND THIS COMMENT TO ME

Your kiss is on my list.

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