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Report | 02/17/2010 9:46 pm

TheGreatFlamingoMan

commenin' for teh monies.
^ english be ******** up.

Report | 02/17/2010 9:25 pm

Left For Alive

yes, very good sir.

Report | 02/17/2010 9:25 pm

IchibanDrugs

yes hopefully not for long tho

Report | 02/16/2010 7:27 pm

IchibanDrugs

spent the day with hannah

Report | 02/09/2010 9:23 am

IchibanDrugs

LOL

Report | 02/08/2010 8:13 pm

iGreenerz

wow, idolizing much? (:

Report | 02/07/2010 9:35 pm

TheGreatFlamingoMan

The Book of Chuck


CHAPTER 1
1 In the beginning there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris round-house kicked that nothing in the face and told it to get a job.
2 Then Chuck Norris created God from his own beard clippings that he brought to life.
3 Then Chuck Norris created the Earth, where he would live. Outer space came into existence because, out of fear, it did not want to live on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
4 Then Chuck Norris created animals and humans. Chuck Norris deeply values human life; unless it gets in his way.
5 Then Abraham came, and Chuck Norris did not make a covenant with him.

CHAPTER 2
1 Chuck Norris remembered that he made no covenant with man.
2 So Chuck Norris unleashed 50,000 plagues upon the Pharaoh of Egypt, all at the same time. Any horrible thing you can think of was done upon the Pharaoh and Egypt.
3 At this the Pharaoh asked, Why hast thou done this unto me?
4 Chuck Norris answered, For fun.
5 At this the world laughed and rejoiced, and everything was peaceful once again.

CHAPTER 3
1 Chuck Norris was still alive at the time of Jesus Christ.
2 Chuck Norris found it amusing to top Jesus’ miracles with his own, and thus he did.
3 When Jesus fed the 5,000 and filled them up with nothing but two fishes and a few loaves of bread, Chuck Norris fed 20,000 and filled them up by reaching into their stomachs and taking food out.
4 When Jesus turned water into wine, Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
5 When Jesus walked on water, Chuck Norris swam through land.
6 When Jesus rose the dead, Chuck Norris rose the already living.
7When Jesus cured the blind and deaf, Chuck Norris blinded and deafened the cured.
8 When Jesus exorcised a demon from a man, Chuck Norris exorcised a man from a demon.
9 And then Jesus was crucified and died.
10 Chuck Norris died around this time too, but Death was to scared to tell him, which is why he is still among us today.
11 When Jesus rose from the dead, he was too discouraged to do any more miracles.

CHAPTER 4
1 Chuck Norris does not believe in the end of the world; just the end of all other things

Report | 02/03/2010 4:10 pm

Panic Pocky

...Indeed they do...

Report | 01/30/2010 6:44 pm

IchibanDrugs

DO IT MAGGOT!!!

Report | 01/07/2010 8:05 pm

IchibanDrugs

DUDE CLASH OF THE FVCKING TITANS

Report | 12/30/2009 12:49 pm

IchibanDrugs

lol

Report | 12/29/2009 6:18 pm

Tsuki279

We're counting down the days until we see each other.

Report | 12/29/2009 3:03 pm

IchibanDrugs

been busy soooo budy sad

Report | 12/29/2009 12:55 pm

IchibanDrugs

philosoraptor

Report | 12/28/2009 12:04 pm

IchibanDrugs

omg i feel so fvcked up right now

Report | 12/13/2009 8:52 pm

Panic Pocky

Hahah well my birthday is actually today, the thirteenth, Sunday, but the thought is much appreciated~

Report | 12/12/2009 4:45 pm

IchibanDrugs

Oh k... dude can my GF come over for a lil bit?

Report | 12/12/2009 3:42 pm

Left For Alive

uh, i don't think so. i'm kinda using it.

Report | 12/12/2009 3:28 pm

Left For Alive

why yes, i do like pie.

Report | 12/12/2009 3:25 pm

Left For Alive

most excellent, sir.

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