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May you go to heaven for two hours before the devil finds out your dead.

I exist for one purpose, to kill Dictator Tom if Tom turns into a flesh-eating zombie...

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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.

Mental backup in progress -Do Not Disturb!

If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.

If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.

And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.

Some drink at the fountain of knowledge... others just gargle.

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.

Everything happens for a reason: God needs a laugh!

Learn to think for a living.

War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.

Money is how people without talent keep score.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.

I need help you say? I'm enjoying life. And as long as I don't go on a killing spree (that can be proven it was me) isn't that what matters?

Life is like walking through a mine field. You never know when a step will cause an explosion.

I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

Chaos, panic, & disorder -- my work here is done.

Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.

I am not insane, I am artistic!!

Being weird isn't enough.

Due to intense mind fog, all thoughts have been grounded.

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most.

When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

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None of the ideas expressed above are actually mine. They are told to me by Luthor and Ferdinand, the five inch tall space aliens who live under my desk. In return for these ideas, I have given them permission to eat any dust bunnies they may find under there.

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DR JEST GREENTHUMB

Report | 10/31/2009 10:30 am

DR JEST GREENTHUMB

Thanks for the buy
Pinksterperfect90210

Report | 10/14/2009 2:41 pm

Pinksterperfect90210

Nice profile
Amya Uchiha

Report | 06/11/2009 8:10 pm

Amya Uchiha

Ohnoes? surprised heart
Shina Prye

Report | 06/02/2009 12:50 pm

Shina Prye

Awesome. 8D
Thanks! biggrin
Ko-Sama

Report | 05/10/2009 3:26 pm

Ko-Sama

Random comment =)
used onihole

Report | 07/03/2008 2:42 pm

used onihole

*gets lost and winds up here*



o3o hellow. x3
George Goat

Report | 04/26/2008 1:26 am

George Goat

YOU EXIST AGAIN! =OOO
The risk taker extremest

Report | 03/18/2008 5:06 pm

The risk taker extremest

hi, your a victim of a random comment.
[Darion]

Report | 08/07/2007 2:08 am

[Darion]

[<span style="text-decoration:line-through;">Oh, God.

I feel so dirty now.
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[Maya]

Report | 07/28/2007 7:06 am

[Maya]

Pffft again?



That's like the second time this week!!



..I feel so special.

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