About

Why, hallo, there, chap. My name shall not be given- it is classified information. *intimidating stare*

I enjoy theatre, playing percussion of any sort, singing, dancing like a psycho in my room, writing (novels, short stories, in a journal....anything really), acting (as in live performances, as in FUN), wearing jewelry (LOTS), laughing, telling stories, making people laugh, watching the sunset, sometimes drawing, hugging people, playing drums on peoples' boobs (I'm a girl, even though my avi got messed up, so it's not creepy, and I only do it to friends....), and all sorts of other wonderfully marvelous and fantasmical feats of epic proportions.

I hate;
~hackers
~people who don't appreciate the arts
~selfishness
~creepy men who stare
~technology that costs a lot but doesn't really work
~whiny people who don't do anything for themselves
~intolerant ******** (homophobes, racists, anti-semites....)
~people who refuse to type like intelligent human beings
~the lack of tampons that seems to plague me
~parents who just don't GET stuff
~people who manipulate people/need power
~large crowds of angry people
And lots of other things.

I love;
to rant (these lists are shortened versions of what are basically the equivalent of a book of my likes and dislikes...)
my friends (KISSES FOR YOU ALL!!)
my family
my hobbies (listed above)
dramatic lesbian movies (buah haha)
my hair (pretty much the most gorgeous piece of beauty you will ever see
my hands (I have pretty fingers)
nice people who make me laugh more than once in a minute
slapping my friends' butts(I'm not creepy. We're just close xd )
Giving advice
Holidays (yay! Presents and food and sometimes dressing up!)
Learning new stuff that's not incredibly stupid
Making friends (I am neither naive nor awkward, I just like people)
Blowing bubbles
Staring at people til they get freaked out and walk away
And lots of other fantastic jazz. Hoorah.

Basic rules;
Don't send me a random friends requests, because I won't answer them. Don't hack me. Don't whine. Don't ******** around with my friends. Don't drink and drive (hey, why not throw that one in there, eh?). Don't be an a*****e.

Yaaaayyyy.
Quotes.....
"Go ******** your mom!"
"Go ******** yourself"
"I'LL ******** myself!!!"

*laughing so hard she can't breathe* "Shut up. You're too funny. Give me a cookie."

"You're a boob."
"Yeah, well, you're a bigger boob."
"Well, you're- wait, what?"

"We have something very special in this relationship. Something no one else has."
"What?"
"Two vaginas."

"And they worked, and they slaved, and they built a MALL."

"******** you!"
"Yeah, well, BLEEEHHH."

"When lesbians have sex, they don't get pregnant with babies. They get pregnant with monkeys. Blue monkeys."
There are more coming, I am quite sure.

Fun combinations of words....
******** squash.
Butt-monkey.
Bubbliciously Delicious and Nutritiously Officious
Buggedy-butt.
Boobala.


My very favorite icons....






*note* don't any of my dear friendies DARE do to me what that icon says or I will pee in my pants.




I'm not getting all of this because its like, 400k or something. But I've wanted that ******** ancient katana for a thousand million years, and goddamn it, I'm getting it. Even though its like, 200k or something. Heh.