The Guy With The Pizza

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Me.



Oi. Good on ya.

I'm Mayhem Destro. Mayhem for short... Some people call me Magic... Some people call me Ace... I want you to call me Mayhem. Alright? Good.

If you want a donation, don't dilly dally around the subject or try to be my friend, just ask. I'm sure I can help you with something.

I'm Sixteen, but I've got the mind of a old guy who always looks mad because he can't get those darn kids off of his lawn, or because every day while the young folk drive, he walks through the country side, trying to get to that train-whatsahosit-mabob.... Yea... I have no clue where this is going either.

A little bit about me... Well I like to sleep. I also like to write, and game. I'm also DJ, and I'm currently looking for work. I do ALOT of volunteer work . Though my idea of Volunteer is taking a dart and throwing it at a newspaper. From there you just do the job for free.

In the future I plan on going into photography and journalism. I really hope to work for Rolling Stones Magazine, reason being that if you work with them... You'll experience alot of things in life. Just like a prostitute on her first day on the job, learning how to suck through a hose... Don't give that joke alot of thought, I certainly didn't...

Erm. So yea. Thanks for reading.

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Latest bit of news...
I was yelled at by a drunkard. Yes. After I left the city, I walked through town to get to some place that sells sandmiches. Low and behold, I happen to cross a bar.
There she stood... Her yellow teeth glimmering in the sunlight, her dandruff flowing through the wind... That happened to hit my face. ANYWAY. There stood some mean old lady person who walked out and practically YELLED comments about me.

"YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SMOKE WEED, YOU HIPPIE."
She yelled.
"YOU LOOK LIKE A DRUNK. GO GET A JOB, LOSER."
She continued. From there, I quickly activated a trap card and negated the effects of her Man-Eater Bug... Wait. What?
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Munchiiez Report | 01/12/2010 4:00 pm
Munchiiez
-cough- [SLASH] iStillDoll. o3o
Uh. I have my comments set to "Friends only" so don't bother replying. ^-^"
Forgot to say Happy New Year!<3
Uh. Miss you? ;3;
Munchiiez Report | 01/12/2010 3:58 pm
Munchiiez
It's iEatHotcheetos!! Dx
Felt like walking by. You still log on even though you "quit"... stare
SabishiiChoz Report | 11/28/2009 9:51 pm
SabishiiChoz
Hellio^3^ I seen your thread, and was wondering, even though it clearly states before Nov.20th, if you still wanted donations of some sort? I kind of stopped reading and looking at le pretty faces after around...Page 24? heheh. Anyhow, yeah so that's why I'm commenting. But while reading your about me, or whatever tiz called..I have decided you are THE awesome^_^ I am also, going for Photography and Journalism. I was actually in Journalism for all 4 years in high school ^_^. Amazing<3 oh, and your little "latest news" piece, HYSTERICAL..Like I actually laughed, now I'm not sure if it was there for laughs, but I did. razz So Yes...
That's it. :] I hope to hear from you so I know if I should donate>.<
Nanomaru Sagara Report | 10/08/2009 2:37 pm
Nanomaru Sagara
Papa Pizza<3
How are you?
iStillDoll Report | 09/12/2009 5:01 pm
iStillDoll
...omg. you quitted...? bb...

Like Starlight Report | 09/11/2009 4:15 pm
Like Starlight
no worries, boyo.

i'm a little distracted, myself.
Like Starlight Report | 09/11/2009 4:01 pm
Like Starlight
intriguing.

i've never been to the states.

is new york pretty?
Like Starlight Report | 09/11/2009 3:49 pm
Like Starlight
thank you kindly.

i am quite invested in the picture of you sprawled across the sofa.

:O
Like Starlight Report | 09/11/2009 3:31 pm
Like Starlight
Lol, certainly.
Like Starlight Report | 09/11/2009 1:33 pm
Like Starlight
how about . . wizard. : D

or a cartoonist.

i'll go with the latter.