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Report | 12/03/2008 3:22 pm

Kuruka Kivuli

I wouldn't say that, but thanks.

Report | 12/03/2008 4:50 am

Kuruka Kivuli

Long life. I'm exhausted, lately, and my head constantly hurts.

Report | 12/02/2008 11:35 pm

Neighborhood Predator

Whats worse than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?
Nailing a dead babie to 10 trees!

Report | 12/02/2008 6:24 pm

Kuruka Kivuli

Don't worry 'bout it.


My gawd, I am tired.

Report | 12/02/2008 1:39 am

Neighborhood Predator

How do you make a baby cry twice?
Wipe your bloody c**k on its teddy bear.

Report | 11/30/2008 5:11 pm

Kuruka Kivuli

Good to hear. Neat gift, I'm sure she'll love it. Good luck with the house. It's going to be hard though, to find anything that is affordable. Also, if you're happy with her, who cares how long it has been? Ask her, if you feel it as right. Life for me is okay, I suppose. Trying to get a job, but I can't evidently. Someone went and lost my damned social security card, of which I need. Other than that, school is bleh. I lost my notebook Thursday, of which had all my work in it. Sigh. I'm going to have to bust my a** in Algebra to pass. It's going well with Devin though, so I'm happy about that. Going on three months, I think, though it feels like we have been dating for over 3 years. Oh well..

Report | 11/30/2008 10:31 am

Neighborhood Predator

Whats the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend?
I dont kiss my girlfriend after sex.

Report | 11/30/2008 8:33 am

Kuruka Kivuli

So, how's life?

Report | 11/29/2008 9:06 pm

Kuruka Kivuli

>.> Can't be helped.

Report | 11/29/2008 7:56 pm

Neighborhood Predator

Oh, I already said that one. xD

Whats the difference between a bucket of baby intestines and a bucket of gravel?
You cant gargle a bucket of gravel.

Report | 11/29/2008 7:54 pm

Neighborhood Predator

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a hamburger?
I dont ******** a hamburger before I eat it.

Report | 11/28/2008 11:46 pm

Neighborhood Predator

hahahaha NICE!

Whats red and yellow and floats in a pool? A slashed baby with floaties.
Whats blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties
Whats green and yellow and sits at the bottom of a pool? The same baby 3 months later.

Report | 11/27/2008 8:47 pm

Neighborhood Predator

I know! I mean, how can you not laugh at a creepy old guy staring at kids at school? I saw that the other day haha he even had the whole white rapist van and everything. Everyone else was scared while I was laughing my a** off.
How do you make a baby float?
Take your foot off its head!

Report | 11/27/2008 12:37 pm

Neighborhood Predator

What do a dead baby and a horse have in common?
After you ride them you're always sore. D:

hahaha So many people think I'm gonna be a serial killer before I hit 30.
I tell jokes like that to people, then they tell me they knew some kid that died young,
and then I continue to tell those jokes and start saying ones more specific, like adding in an age. xD

Report | 11/25/2008 11:47 pm

Neighborhood Predator

mMm delicious.

How do you make a dead baby float?
Add 2 scoops of ice cream! biggrin

Report | 11/25/2008 5:06 pm

Neighborhood Predator

Hahaha, why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
To masturbate to the expression on its face!

Report | 11/24/2008 1:23 pm

Neighborhood Predator

Whats the difference between a baby and a hamburger?
I dont ******** a hamburger before I eat it.

Report | 11/24/2008 1:23 pm

Neighborhood Predator

And it wont delete your last comment. D:
******** gaia lol
So whats harder than nailing a baby to a fence?
My d**k while I'm doing it.

Report | 11/24/2008 1:12 pm

Neighborhood Predator

And it wont delete your last comment. D:
******** gaia lol
So whats harder than nailing a baby to a fence?
My d**k while I'm doing it.

Report | 11/24/2008 1:05 pm

Neighborhood Predator

haha yum. Grr gaia is being such a piece of s**t today. Its IM keeps ******** popping up after I close it, and if I try to keep it open I keep jumping back to the window because of that ******** guild bot. I cant even enjoy zOMG because of it. >.< And I tried blocking the guild bot, and I've tried disabling popups. Nothing is working. >.<

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