I'm NOT against God and religion...but i still think this is funny: "Your God person puts an apple tree in the middle of a garden and says, do what you like guys, but oh, don't eat the apple. Surprise surprise, they eat it and he leaps out from behind a bush shouting 'Gotcha.' It wouldn't have made a difference if they hadn't eaten it." "Why not?" "Because if you're dealing with somebody that has that sort of mentality who likes leaving hats on the pavement with bricks under them you know perfectly well they won't give up. They'll get you in the end." "What are you talking about?" "Never mind, just eat the fruit." --Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect from The Restaraunt at the End of the Universe by Douglas Adams
whats the easiest way to say i love you?
I have no idea what these symbols mean...do you?
live your life "big and chunky" and all the "creamy's" will be secretly jealous.
this profile has too much Naruto for me...but i don't have time to change it!!
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