Oh God, I hate writing these things, I never know what to say
Is this thing on? We're on. All right.
BEHOLD, WHOEVER THE HELL YOU ARE.
It is I, THE MONARCH!
What do you mean you've never heard of me?
Don't you have a villain's handbook? God, do your research.
Check under M. For MONARCH!
...no?
Then try T. For THE MONARCH!
...
When the hell are they going to update that thing? I'M OFFICIAL NOW!
Well fine, I'm a supervillain speech expert. This is easy.
My origin story is a tale of tragedy and butterflies.
After a plane crash in which I lost my parents, my saviours were the butterflies of my namesake.
I grew with them, I loved them. Until they left and I had to hitchhike to go collect my fat inheritance.
It was sometime in college that I realized my purpose.
TO ETERNALLY HATE AND DESTROY DOCTOR THADDEUS VENTURE!
He is my arch-nemesis. Forever my enemy and my target.
It is my goal in life to SEE HIM SUFFER! scream
I mean I tried arching other people, I really did.
But I can only put up with so many gay sea cows.
I made Venture mine again.
AND SO NOW YOU KNOW THE STORY OF THE MONARCH!
Live in fear of my... hatred for another guy.
I don't know, what do you want from me?
Go away. Why am I even doing this, who ARE you?
HENCHMEN! Get. Them. OUT!
BEHOLD, WHOEVER THE HELL YOU ARE.
It is I, THE MONARCH!
What do you mean you've never heard of me?
Don't you have a villain's handbook? God, do your research.
Check under M. For MONARCH!
...no?
Then try T. For THE MONARCH!
...
When the hell are they going to update that thing? I'M OFFICIAL NOW!
Well fine, I'm a supervillain speech expert. This is easy.
My origin story is a tale of tragedy and butterflies.
After a plane crash in which I lost my parents, my saviours were the butterflies of my namesake.
I grew with them, I loved them. Until they left and I had to hitchhike to go collect my fat inheritance.
It was sometime in college that I realized my purpose.
TO ETERNALLY HATE AND DESTROY DOCTOR THADDEUS VENTURE!
He is my arch-nemesis. Forever my enemy and my target.
It is my goal in life to SEE HIM SUFFER! scream
I mean I tried arching other people, I really did.
But I can only put up with so many gay sea cows.
I made Venture mine again.
AND SO NOW YOU KNOW THE STORY OF THE MONARCH!
Live in fear of my... hatred for another guy.
I don't know, what do you want from me?
Go away. Why am I even doing this, who ARE you?
HENCHMEN! Get. Them. OUT!
Praise your Monarch well, or fear THE WRATH OF THE BUTTERFLY!
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And your wife is hot.
You go get dr.venture!!! :O
<3 <3 <3 love Hailey.
And no,he didn't even mention ya once,pal. Maybe you're not doin' it right?