About

Well hey there.

Hmm. That sounded far less ***** in my head than it probably sounded in yours.

Whelp, I'm Sage/Sylvie. Feel free to call me either, as I'm used to responding to both. I'm a giant lesbian, metaphorically speaking, but will hit on you regardless of gender.

I am really digging myself quite the hole here.

Anyway, I am a(n) (idiotic) smoker, a lover of cats (as all lesbians seem to be) and a student of a not so prestigious University--where I study Communication. What is Communication? I essentially manipulate people and dissect why people say things the way they do, how certain words can trigger certain emotions and why it is Mexican women like myself will only make 67ish cents to the white guy's dollar.

What, me? I'm not bitter at all.

Anyways, I'm a lot less of an a** hole than this probably makes me come off as. Should you get the time to know me, I can guarantee that I am sweet as sugar.