friends: Never ask for food. best friends: are the reasons you have no food. friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs, best friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM friends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. best friends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we ******** up ... but that s**t was fun!" friends: never see you cry. best friends: cry with you friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. best friends: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours. friends: know a few things about you. best friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. best friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. friends: Would knock on your front door. best friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" friends: Are for a while. best friends: Are for life. friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. best friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t." friends: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you. best friends: Will knock them the f**k out. friends: Will read this. best friends: Will steal this.