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Last Login: 10/10/2016 11:26 pm

Registered: 07/29/2007

Gender: Male


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so uh... What r u wearin? <_<


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Hello. My name is ENRIQUE. I'm 6 foot tall, and absolutely gorgeous. I drive a Ferrari, because I'm filthy rich. Apart from knowing kung fu, I have many other skills in various fields, both academic and otherwise. Don't let my rugged good looks fool you. I'm also highly intelligent. I graduated from Harvard... and Yale. I am fluent in seven and a half languages, and have been praised as one of the most brilliant minds of the 21st century. Being as amazing and intelligent as I am, I sometimes find myself being chased by beautiful women in the streets. Who can blame them? I mean, not to boast or anything, but I have saved the world on more than one occasion. All in a days work for an intergalactic super-spy. I'm also a chef, a world class athlete, an archeologist, a musician, a magician and an astronaut. I'm not a doctor... but I play one on TV. On a final note, ladies, while I am rough, tough and manly, I'm also very gentle, and completely in touch with my emotions.

Not one word of that is true, but it is pretty damn exciting, isn't it?

If you make me some s**t I'll be moderately appreciative.

This was made for me by the one and only Magnate Matricide!

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This is a poem/rap, written by 1-800-SMACK A SLUT, for yours truly. ^_^

I'm stuck on you like you're stuck on dem daids
Think again boo it's time to get laid
You don't understand if it wasn't for you
I'd be all over them bandaids too.

Two VERY sexy signs from the VERY sexy GDer, The Ephemeral Fixation

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Look what VendettaVictim drew for me!

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I love it when sexy women make me signs! Granted, it doesn't happen very often, but when it does... Thanks, Robot_323!

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Apparently I make out with black men. Not Over had photo evidence...

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This is me, as drawn by Awesome BroDog... Great name.

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I have now been immortalized in the form of a portrait! Thank you Siren Lies!

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DeathlyOdd drew me a SCARY PHANTOM! I asked her too, of course, but that doesn't make it any less special...

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She also sang me a song! DeathlyOdd, that is.


This is a duck with a Band-Aid on it's bill. It was drawn for me by Crimson Cross.

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River Lucretius has made me a sign! Lookit! LOOKIT!

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Yai The SexPot called me afaggot in the most beautiful way.

You shouldn't really worry about the name I choose to call you
Of course there is no one who can tell you what is true
Undoubtedly not a f*****t yet something more dire
Really; a f*****t is to which you should aspire.
Although life is short and we have much to do
Forget not what is you, through and through.

Again and again people will try to misguide you.
Gauge out the truth and keep it always in view.
Gather what you hold dear and protect it post-haste.
Operate with efficiency to make sure nothing goes to waste.
Target the source of your insecurity and grind it into paste.

Still haunted by my affinity for black men. Not Over keeps taking compromising photos of me succumbing to these desires.

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sidplusnancy Report | 05/26/2015 10:29 am
thank you for your purchase
Sriracha Sauce Report | 08/08/2014 8:16 pm
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how is ur evening
Sriracha Sauce Report | 08/08/2014 8:14 pm
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Sriracha Sauce Report | 08/01/2014 3:28 am
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Nop I don't think so blaugh

But oh hey nice to see u around
Sriracha Sauce Report | 07/31/2014 1:17 pm
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I said r.i.p cuz you don't go on anymore (also you don't know me at all hah)
Sriracha Sauce Report | 07/31/2014 1:16 pm
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yah 4laugh

lol did I tell you to RIP
Sriracha Sauce Report | 07/27/2014 3:49 pm
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One day I will ride in that Ferrari with you

wienerbutt Report | 12/21/2013 10:58 pm
where did u go
georgia oh queef Report | 11/15/2013 8:54 am
georgia oh queef
cool avi
Not Over Report | 11/08/2013 5:07 pm
Not Over
any time mane


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