I don't want to live in a world without Panda Bears...
Guys r stupid. Art is L♥ve!
You are the only person garanteed
to live for the rest of your life.
You had better like yourself.
My Prince Charming is a nerd!!!
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodcuck could cuck wood???
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
- Henry Kissinger
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
- President Harry S Truman
I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born
- Ronald Reagan
She's so stupid she returns bowling balls because they've got holes in them.
- Joan Rivers on Bo Derek
•Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
•How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
•"Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours !
Therapy is expensive, bubble wrap is cheap. YOU CHOOSE!
I'm gonna live forever or die trying!
Don't follow my footsteps, i run into walls.
Of Course I Don't Look Busy – I Did It Right the First Time.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are up to
A man on a plane wanted 2 make some
fast money so he asked the girl once
they'd taken off if she wanted 2 play
a game. He said 4 every 1 u get right
u get a dallar and visa versa. She
denied so he said offer still stands
but if i get it wrong ill give u a
hundred. she agreed. so he asked who
is the 1st president she got it wrong
and handed him a $. Then she asked him
whats black in the morning and white at
night he didnt know so he handed her a
hundred. Then he asked what the answer
was she handed him a dollar.
I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one
Politics: From the Greek "poli" meaning
"many", and "tics" meaning blood-sucking
•Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.
•You can't have everything....where would you put it?
•You have the right to remain
silent. Anything you say will
be misquoted, then used against
AM I OK??? What kind of quesion is that? Am i ever OKAY!?! NO!!!!! I am mentally unstable, and i'm loving it!!!!