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I mostly love to fish on Gaia. Member since 2003 but only log in and become re-obsessed during times in my life that I feel the rug has been yanked from underneath me. Half the time I don't know what the ******** I'm ranting about, which actually is found to be intriguing in my everyday interactions. In my life, sales is very important to me. I pride my aggression, comfortability with clients. And my God-given ability to have a gravitational pull toward me. At work at least, co-workers go out of their way to chat with me. And customers can glance across a sea of my colleagues and choose me as their sales consultant. I have an egotistical nature that behaves similarly to the stock market. It will grow and grow, occasionally take a dip, and on rare occasions it will crash on me and I'll grow back from $0. I am writing this while taking a ride on the Ego Railroad. Next stop nobody knows. All of this is complete nonsense and a product of my caffeine-induced and alcohol-driven manic storm. If you read this and are concerned, forget about it. Or you could pretend you care and ask if I'm alright. As a salesman though, I fully understand that asking a yes or no question is a great way to not get to the bottom of a conversation. Ya know, how in Guess Who, you have to ask a bunch of yes or no questions? Imagine how much easier that would be if you could ask open-ended questions? Actually you know what I don't think open-ended questions were disqualified in the game rules. Maybe I'll attend a wholesome boardgame night somewhere and kick everyone's a** at guess who. Play for money, get rich quick.That reminds me, does anyone remember when gaia casino games were first rolled out? What a week, and what a glorious waste of time. Never ******** won anything special in the slots. Reminds me of the first computer I smashed. 2 times in a row, 2 halo slots then a token. That was ******** up. I didn't really smash a computer, I just lied to you and I should be ashamed. But I'm not because deception is an artform necessary in sales. That and keeping you hooked. Still reading? PM me, maybe I'll give you something special for taking your time to read this.
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And thank you. ^_^