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I adopted a frikken awesome dragon type thing!
Name: Tsuke
Age: 15 years
Likes: Me, shiny things, pancakes, waffles, and sticking his tounge out at people
Dislikes: people who are complete butts!
Owner: Srgnt Johnson
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DIS SECTION IZ DA SECTION WHERE I'MA BLESS YALL WITH THE STORY OF ME!!!!!

YO! What da effs up?! My name-tag is Srgnt Johnson! 3 things you need to about me so there isn't any "accidental" deaths...
1. Do NOT be any sort of A hole around me, if you do, i'ma eff you up!
2. Do NOT mess with my friends, if you do, I'ma kill you, bring u back to life, kill you again, bring you back to life again, then I'ma go Vin Diesel, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, AND ape $#1 on your @$$!!!
3. Just be yourself when you're talking to me =D
(unless you fall under the catagory previously metioned in rule #1)
Thank you, and have a nice day! =D

Dearly,
Srgnt Johnson

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Coffee Pocky Report | 11/23/2009 12:32 pm: Happy Birthday! ^^
-iiLilAzNcHickZ- Report | 11/23/2009 7:35 am: happy b-day
xXrEeCe_PuFfSXx Report | 09/03/2009 5:13 pm: hey look at my pro and listen to the first song on my play list
xXrEeCe_PuFfSXx Report | 08/22/2009 8:54 pm: lol your my burito and hot sauce with a pepsi for the drink plus a bag of chips that i jacked from wal-mart
top that b***h lol jk
xXrEeCe_PuFfSXx Report | 08/22/2009 8:26 am: whats up my ***** lol i felt like being a gangsta for a minute
3min3m09 Report | 08/15/2009 8:56 am: sup homie
pinklova236 Report | 08/05/2009 3:13 pm: yeah it was awsome we could barely spell our names it was funneh
pinklova236 Report | 08/05/2009 3:04 pm: it was hilarious me ands my friends got plastered
pinklova236 Report | 08/05/2009 3:01 pm: wow i stayed up until 5:30 and i looked like s**t the next day
pinklova236 Report | 08/05/2009 2:57 pm: yeah