Comments

View All Comments

Dear Data Report | 09/05/2010 9:07 pm

It is a pleasure to once again be able to talk with you, ambassador Spock.

Chekov Loves Wodka Report | 08/22/2010 9:59 pm

But of course, sir.
Hob goblins veren't inwented in Russia. I do believe the term originated in....vhut vas it... England, Ireland and Scotland (And Scotty vill probably kill me for saying so. But I can't help it zat I am from a far more advanced culture zan his!)

You know I have a bone to pick vith that Scott. Wodka wersus Scotch is tonight, you know.

Chekov Loves Wodka Report | 08/22/2010 9:41 pm

Vow sir, you seem wery tense...
Should I call McCoy???

Vell, he did tell us not to tell you, but ve vere bound to know anyvay!

Chekov Loves Wodka Report | 08/22/2010 9:21 pm

Especially vhen he finds your...uh, vhut vas it...Pon Farr business quite hilarious. I em afraid I misunderstand ze hilarity of it.

But zat seems to be a tender subject, no?

Chekov Loves Wodka Report | 08/22/2010 8:59 pm

If it vas inwented in Russia, I am wery proud, sir!
In fact, joost ze other day I vas thinking of the wast, wast sings that originate from Mother Russia, and realized--vith a tvinkle in my eye, no doubt--zat almost everysing is from Russia! Huh. Fancy zat.

I vant ze Keptin to stop asking me to say Nuclear Wessel. I don't know vhy he jeers so!

Chekov Loves Wodka Report | 08/22/2010 8:50 pm

Oh sir, I em sorry, I dident realize ze danger of yourself in between two fangirls. You see, I vell thought you'd appreciate that.
Fangirls vere inwented in Russia, you know.