About

{---Basics---}

Name: Jade
Birthday: May
Current Location: New Jersey
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark brown/black
Lefty or Righty: Righty
Screenname: SlimJadey311


{---Favorites---}

Color: Purple
Number: 13
Band: Nickelback
Music Genre: Rock
Book: The Body by Stephen King (technically it's only a novella but whatever)
Author: Stephen King duh!
Movie: Stand By Me
Kind of Movie: Violence, Adventure
Cartoon: South Park
Sports: Soccer
Food: Anything sugary
Ice Cream: Vanilla
Drink: Mountain Dew


{---Do You---}

Have any siblings: 3 month old sister and twin
Have any pets: Not anymore
Have any fears: Spiders....
Want to go to college: Of course
Get along with your parents: On a good day
Have any piercings: Yes, ears
Have any tattoos: No
Swear: sometimes
Smoke: No
Drink: No
Do Drugs: No


{---Love & All That Crap---}

Do you have a crush on someone: Yes
Have you ever been turned down: I never asked anyone...

{---This or That---}

Fruit or Vegetable: Vegetable
Black or White: Black
Lights On or Lights Off: Off
TV or Movie: Movie
Car or Truck: Truck
Cash or Check: Cash
Rock or Rap: Rock
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
French Toast or French Fries: French fries
Strawberries or Blueberries: Neither
Cookies or Muffins: Cookies
Winter Break or Spring Break: Winter Break
Hugs or Kisses: Both???


{---Have You Ever---}

Danced in a public place: Yes
Smiled for no reason: Yes
Laughed so hard you cried: Yes
Talked to someone you don't know: Yes
Drank alcohol: Yes
Done drugs: No
Gotten a ticket: No
Been arrested: No
Been convicted of a crime: No
Been in a wreck: No
Been out of the country: Yes!


{---Random & Silly Junk---}

Are you a virgin: Yes
Ever TP'd someone's house: Yes
Ever egged someone's house: No
How many languages do you speak: 4
Who do you compare yourself to: Myself
Ever regret anything:Yes
Do you like being tickled: Not really
What are your goals: To become a trauma surgeon
Are your fingers tired: No
Are you tired of this survey: No
Are you happy: Right now yes smile


{---Shin-Shui and I's geekfest 2011---}
We texted this back and forth to each other during the course of a school day...and that night. We have a bunch of inside jokes in it and also references to the website Topless Robot. Our fight originally started over which one of us would publish the rights to the storyline of my dream the night before and he pretended to be German while I was Russian so...enjoy our nerdliness.

Shin- No! I shall keel and steal you're story! Me become millionaire!

Me- Nyet! I russian war machine! I kill you!

Shin-Nein! German army destory you!

Me- When have Germans ever beat the Mighty Motherland?

Shin- The motherland has grown weak over these many years.

Me-My army is bigger much than pathetic German army!

Shin- But German army fights without fear of pitiable death thing!

Me-We embrace death as our friend and fight alongside him to
defeat your cowardly army!

Shin- But Germans have super secret weapon! Jew Star!

Me- Not anymore you don't...remember Hitler?

Shin- But yes! We train new neonazi army, design to take out Motherland!

Me- We still beat you...wimps.

Shin- Nein! We Germans a**l---wtf?! That's supposed to say shall!!!---defeat Russia no matter what!

Me-Ok Russia and Germany are now at war! ...Yay! <3

Shin- Yay! <3
-German attackers have invaded Russian front!

Me- Russia uses atomic bomb on Germans!

Shin- What?! Russians lie and say had no atom bomb!

Me- *Evil laugh* We didn't pinky promise!

Shin-Very well...you leave us no choice!!! *Germany drops hydrogen bomb!*

Me- *Russia drops Big Daddy Bomb* We never got rid of the schematics! Ahaha! Foolish mortals!

Shin-We...shall not surrender! *Spreads explosive Jew starts across Russia and explodes them!* Die Mother Russia!

Me- That makes no sense! You're not following the rules! *sends gingers to steal German souls*

Shin- And now Russia puts rules to war?! Us Germans laugh into our hearty brew! Send in the troops! *attacks with soldiers
-Ahhh...motherbitch.

Me-*German troops die from harsh winter*

Shin- Germans will use its air bombers to take out crucial Russian supply posts!

Me- *Uses The Force to unblock routes*

Shin- XD WHAT?!

Me- THE FORCE b***h!!!
- May the mass times acceleration be with you.

Shin- As it is! I'll use centripetal force to maximize my bombs destructive powes!

Me-*Send army of giant squids to sodomize you repeatedly*

Shin- What?! Squids?!

Me-The leader of the squids was the one from the Hogwarts lake.

Shin- Oh Lordy...

Me- Does I win?

Shin- No! I'll use Wolverine! He'll eat chu.

Me- *Sends Harry with coffee enema*

Shin- Oh God! I use Scoot!

Me- I use...THE MAD HATTER he thinks you need a tampon in the a**!

Shin-Ohhhhh Myyyy Goddd noooooooooo!!! He can keep that for Alice!!! I'll use investigative journalism and banana quality outfits!!!!

Me- *Uses laxatives and Draco MAlfoy to rip off your clothes*

Shin- Ohoho...I'll use electric bondage platforms!!!

Me- Ohoho! Russians love electro-shock therapy! *Freezes you in vaginal blizzard*

Shin- OMG. I'll unleash my maggots and leaches then!

Me- And I shall send May, Ash, and Brock to ravage your body with their huge dicks!

Shin- That wasn't a story! But I'll send Buffkip then!!!

Me- It was a story! I'll send it to you later...and for not knowing that I shall send you lucius to drill into your skull with more than just a screw driver!

Shin- ...I don't know what else to attack with...Uh hmmmmm.....Ohhhh!! I use dirty Saiyan balls!!!!

Me- Alvin and the Chipmunks manager has now chained you to a toilet and is whipping you...

Shin- Well, I'm going to unleash stories with all of the banned FF characters to melt your brain!

Me- I have convinced swarm to make his bees sex you up!

Shin- Oh gosh...I'll have Diddy Kong tie you up then.

Me- Well, you will be the next salve bear of care-a-lot.

Shin- ...Oh gosh. Well I'll SAWP you like DM!!!!!!!!!!

Me- Too late! Professor Trelawny and Dobby had sex in your bed so there is a 100% chance that you have aids!

Shin- Noooo!!!!!! I don't want aids!!!! I'll put my open cut on yours!! *Gives you aids*

Me-*Injects self with money* Haha! I'm cured!

Shin- *Injects self with gold* Ha! I'm king midas!

Me- You lose...You have turned into the poe guy from twilight princess.

Shin- Nooooooo! He didn't inject himself with gold!

Me- Not the point!

Shin- Yes mah point you spagada naddle!

Me- German army is idle too long...Russia wins!!

Shin- XD The war was on idle. You didn't attack me.

Me- It was your turn to attack.

Shin- Nontunh I injected myself with gold. it was a healing turn.

Me- Nu-uh! Surrender or be destroyed!!

Shin- Never! German braut must remain in German hands!

Me- Nyet! Rossiya is winner!

Shin- Nein! Germany shall continue its attack regardless! *Switches places with Russia consecutive times, confusing enemy troops*

Me- Russian troops learn of German plan through inception and are not confused.